“Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button…”

“Girls/Women are like phones. They/We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” was printed in the book The Unofficial Joke Book of New York (2004). “Tell me What you think.. girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” was posted on Twitter by Kathy Baka on August 2, 2008.
 
“Women are like phones…they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” was posted on Twitter by George Karatza on March 15, 2009. Authorship of the saying is unknown.
 
   
Google Books
The Unofficial Joke Book of New York
Compiled by Billoo Badhshah
New Delhi, India: Fusion Books
2004
Pg. 100:
Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
       
Urban Dictionary
Prisila
A Beautiful, nice, and loving Puerto Rican girl that loves to dance to Reggaeton, Bachata, and other Genres! Prisila is also caring and is easy to talk to. Prisila is also like a phone, she likes to held (like a hug), loves to be talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be DISCONNECTED!!!!!!!!!
Prisila is a great dancer!
by Prisila March 12, 2005
 
Twitter
Kathy Baka
@profits2wealth
Tell me What you think.. girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
11:44 AM · Aug 2, 2008·Twitter Web Client
 
Google Books
4 Ingredients
By Rachael Bermingham and Kim McCosker
Mooloolaba, Queensland: Read How You Want
2009
Pg. 211:
Girls are like phones We love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Anonymous
       
Twitter
George Karatza
@followalong
Women are like phones…they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
10:56 AM · Mar 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
WALL-E A. Muse
@Decision2Love
Myspace wisdom- “girls are like phones, we love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.”  lol
8:20 AM · Mar 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Marsha ッ
@SimplyMarsha
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!”
6:56 PM · Mar 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Michael Garza
@Sierrafun
RT @TheBetterSexDoc: Women are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
3:28 AM · Mar 27, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
Google Groups: Living Water Worship Center
View this page “THE SHARING PAGE”
Handmaiden of the Lord
9/2/09
Comment for the day: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
     
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. .?:
Girls are like phones. They love to be held and they love to be talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
 
30 April 2012, The News-Star (Monroe, LA), pg. 6B, col. 5:
LIL DADDY’S
“FILOSOPHIES FROM DA HOOD” (A comic strip by Reggie McLeroy.—ed.)
Some girls are like phones. They love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected
 
Twitter
The Footy
@thefooty
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! Anonymous #quote
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7:10 PM · Jul 25, 2019·The Social Jukebox