“Oh beautiful for spaceship skies” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"Oh beautiful for spaceship skies" is a mondegreen of "Oh beautiful for spacious skies," the opening line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard…
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“Oh Friday, let me hug you”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh Friday! Let me hug u!”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh good, an email from every single store or website I’ve ever bought something from”
People get many emails from stores and websites, especially over the winter holidays. This piece of sarcasm was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on November 26, 2015: "Oh good, an email from…
“Oh gross, I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead”
On October 14, 2025, Consumer Reports stated that it had found lead in most protein powders. This finding caused many people to stop using protein powders. Some people on social media added sarcasm…
“Oh kale no”
"Oh kale no" -- like "Oh hell no" -- is a food saying that has been printed on many images. It could mean that the speaker does not like kale, or that the speaker likes kale…
“Oh my God, a talking muffin!” (joke)
"The muffin joke" -- as the famous joke is called -- is really an anti-joke: "Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says, 'Boy, it sure is hot in here.' The other…
“Oh my God, a talking sausage!” (joke)
"The sausage joke" -- as the joke is sometimes called -- is really an anti-joke: "Two sausages are frying in a pan. One sausage says, 'Boy, it sure is hot in here.' The…
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill & Grace is an American sitcom created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan about the relationship between best friends Will Truman (Eric…
“Oh my god, I haven’t seen or thought about you in 20 years. Let’s hang out in the middle of the grocery aisle and catch up!”
Many people meet long-lost acquaintances at a supermarket. They then chat and clog the aisle. "When u bump into some1 uknow in a supermarket, make sure to catch up in the middle of the fukin…
“Oh my gourd, I love fall”
"Oh my gourd, I love fall" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh my gourd" is a pun on "Oh my God" (OMG). "News headline 'Oh my…
“Oh sweet Jesus. Oh sour Jesus. Oh BBQ Jesus. Oh cool ranch Jesus. Oh Doritos locos tacos Jesus”
"Sweet Jesus!" is an exclamation. It does not imply other flavors of Jesus, but there are jokes. "You know what I like better than Sweet Jesus? that would be Sweet 'n' Sour…
“Oh you don’t have a valentine on valentine’s day? Some people don’t even have a groundhog on groundhogs day”
Many people complain that they don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day. This is often countered by a person not having a groundhog for Groundhog Day. "And some miserables…
“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“Oh, I’m glad I’m not a turkey”
"Oh, I'm glad I'm not a turkey" is a Thanksgiving song of unknown authorship and date. The melody is similar to the songs "Did You Ever See a Lassie?" and "Oh du…
“Oh, so astrology ain’t real but a groundhog tells the weather”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“Oh, so astrology isn’t real but a groundhog tells the weather? OK”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful”
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful" -- replacing "fire" with "wine" in the song "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" --…
“Oh, we must be in Pasadena!”
The city of Pasadena (near Houston) has many petrochemical plants and has been nicknamed "Stinkadena" by many people. According to an internet joke list about Houston (that dates to at…
“Oh, you get a runners’ high? Well I get a walker’s delight. I get to actually enjoy my surroundings”
Runners sometimes get a "runner's high" (a transient state of euphoria). Walkers sometimes get something similar, but in a milder form. "runners high -- walkers low" was…