"Oh kale no"

“Oh kale no”—like “Oh hell no”—is a food saying that has been printed on many images. It could mean that the speaker does not like kale, or that the speaker likes kale (but is out of it).

“Oh, Kale no!” was posted on Twitter by Andy Crocker on April 10, 2010. “Kale and chicken for dinner. I call this dinner: Oh Kale No: The Chicken for Dinner Story” was posted on Twitter by Lindsey Wahowiak on July 14, 2010.

”#ohkaleno” was posted on Twitter by Jennifer Langdon on August 22, 2012. “We have a shirt at VS that says ‘oh kale no.’ #icant” was posted on Twitter by Kayla on December 28, 2015.

“Oh Kale No” is also the name of a cocktail with kale-infused tequila.

Wikipedia: Kale
Kale (/keɪl/), or leaf cabbage, belongs to a group of cabbage (Brassica oleracea) cultivars grown for their edible leaves, although some are used as ornamentals. Kale plants have green or purple leaves, and the central leaves do not form a head (as with headed cabbage). Kales are considered to be closer to wild cabbage than most of the many domesticated forms of Brassica oleracea.

Twitter
Andy Crocker
@YesAndyCrocker
Oh, Kale no!
9:07 PM · Apr 10, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Lindsey Wahowiak
@lindseywoho
Kale and chicken for dinner. I call this dinner: Oh Kale No: The Chicken for Dinner Story.
6:50 PM · Jul 14, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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sweetyhigh
@sweetyhigh
@SelenaGomez says “Oh, kale no!” to @RyanSeacrest’s breakfast shake http://bit.ly/dzuu0V
9:16 PM · Sep 17, 2010·www.asweetbeat.com

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B Camminga
@Obsqueer
There are lesbians in canada making shirts with this slogan right now RT @sbellelauren: oh kale no
6:27 PM · May 23, 2012·Hootsuite

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Jennifer Langdon
@jennzillar
Replying to @LethallyLauren
@LustfullyLauren damn! If you guys ask nice tommmorrow ill let you anarch for a while. Also the thing I needed was kale. #ohkaleno
12:55 AM · Aug 22, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Lilah Sturges, Kindness Lady
@LilahSturges
When Stacy asked me if I wanted to do this juice fast with her, I said, “Oh, KALE no!” Because I’m not drinking kale.
1:12 PM · Oct 18, 2012·TweetDeck

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Jeremy Medina
@jeremyjmedina
“OH KALE NO.” - Someone on Top Chef Seattle this season, hopefully.
1:08 PM · Nov 10, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Meagan Healy
@MeaganHealy
I think there will be kale tonight. #ohkaleno
6:56 PM · Mar 21, 2013·Hootsuite

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ber
@ambarella
I’m making @grace6697’s kale chips recipe, but I don’t have the secret ingredient! #ohkaleno
3:53 PM · May 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Veronica O’Connor
@vernonica54
Oh, kale no! My kids are not superfans of the odoriferous odor that lingers after I bake kale chips… http://instagram.com/p/bONY1sAm32/
7:42 AM · Jul 1, 2013·Instagram

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dance blessed
@dance_blessed
Can I afford to shop at Whole Foods? Oh kale no.
6:15 PM · Oct 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Lindsay Thibeault @ #INBOUND2020
@LindsayRegina
Oh kale no! “@GoodmanRE My first @sweetgreen salad ever: a Kale Caesar! Too bad they forgot the kale..the only reason why I ordered it :(”
1:18 PM · Dec 16, 2013·HubSpot

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Kayla
@keepitsassy247
We have a shirt at VS that says “oh kale no.” #icant
11:30 PM · Dec 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Angie Lee
@AngieLeeHealth
You think I could passed up this shirt up!? Oh kale no! victoriasecret, you did good! #OhKALEno… https://instagram.com/p/BAIGTrnEOWI/
1:05 PM · Jan 4, 2016·Instagram

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Joe
@jsilv579
I’ve just seen a girl on a bicycle with tee shirt that reads ” Oh Kale No ” she has become my hero.
2:47 PM · Dec 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Jordan
@FfiltusNadroj
Sister-in-law thinks she’s a insta workout guru. Takes pictures of every meal. Wears shirts that say “oh kale no” Doesn’t have a job.
9:22 AM · Dec 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

The Battalion (Texas A&M)
Clean Juice offers cool, organic drinks with a modern atmosphere to match
By Lexi Ellis @lexiellis10 Nov 12, 2018 Updated Nov 14, 2018
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They also sell trendy “oh kale no” shirts and other merch.

TampaBay.com
Best bowls in Tampa Bay
From acai to poke, the bowl craze has exploded recently.
By Laura Reiley
Published Jan. 31, 2019
(...)
Decor is lovely, like a great coffee house with long wood tables, a wood-paneled order counter and a series of punny signs (“I like big bowls and I cannot lie,” “Oh, kale no!”).

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Carnivore Keto Coach
@CarnivoreKeto
Life’s too short to waste it on kale! Go for the good stuff Cut of meat!
Especially when you realize the kale & veggies you ate did little for your health, & may of hurt you through oxylates, lectins, phytates, & other plant toxins
OH, KALE NO!
#carnivore #yes2meat
8:40 PM · Mar 29, 2019·Twitter for Android

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Jessica Whiteside
@FoxandDoe
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