“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott?”
“Marriott” hotels sounds like “marry it,” and there are jokes.
“If you love a certain hotel, why don’t you marriott?” was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July 21, 2010. “If you like that hotel chain so much why don’t you Marriott?” was posted on Facebook by Paul Reopelle on May 27, 2015. “If you love your hotel room so much, why don’t you just Marriott?” was posted on Facebook by McDonald Lloyd on December 8, 2017. “IF YOU LOVE A HOTEL WHY DON’T YOU MARRIOTT?” (shown on a sign) was posted on Facebook by Vince the Sign Guy on June 29, 2025.
Courtyard by Marriott is a brand. “Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott” was posted on X/Twitter by “Kyle, a Madson” on April 25, 2025.
Wikipedia: Marriott Hotels & Resorts
Marriott Hotels & Resorts is Marriott International’s brand of full-service hotels and resorts based in Bethesda, Maryland. As of June 30, 2020, there were 582 hotels and resorts with 205,053 rooms operating under the brand, in addition to 160 hotels with 47,765 rooms planned for development.
Facebook
Tariq Shah
July 21, 2010 at 9:16 AM ·
If you love a certain hotel, why don’t you marriott?
Facebook
Justin Pryatel
July 26, 2012 at 11:07 PM ·
If you like this hotel so much then why don’t you Marriott
Facebook
Paul Reopelle
May 27, 2015 at 12:50 AM ·
If you like that hotel chain so much why don’t you Marriott? #dondraper
Reddit—NoNopuns
Darthdrew95—May 3, 2016
If you love this hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott?
Facebook
Zach Paez
May 10, 2016 at 5:20 PM ·
If you love this hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott?
Facebook
McDonald Lloyd
December 8, 2017 at 9:37 PM ·
If you love your hotel room so much, why don’t you just Marriott?
X/Twitter
anemia boy
@theysaylogan
Oh you love hotels? Then why don’t you Marriot
2:00 PM · Apr 9, 2019
Facebook
All For Pun & Pun For All
Bret Ferguson ·
December 8, 2019 at 11:02 AM ·
If you love your hotel room so much, why don’t you just Marriott?...
Facebook
Kirsty Webeck
June 28, 2020 at 1:55 AM ·
If you love that hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott?
X/Twitter
Kamistry
@its_kamistry
If you like that hotel so much why don’t you
Marriott
1:59 AM · Dec 11, 2020
X/Twitter
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@BenBitter
If you like staying in a hotel so much, then why don’t you Marriott?
12:40 AM · Jan 4, 2021
X/Twitter
the wizard of loneliness
@mollylabarf
If u love that hotel so much why don’t you Marriott
3:23 PM · Feb 11, 2021
X/Twitter
Tyler Scruggs
@tylerscruggs
If you love that hotel so much, why don’t you marriott?
1:57 PM · Mar 8, 2021
Facebook
Mike Lesley is with Melissa Walker.
May 27, 2021 at 3:12 PM ·
If you love that hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott?
X/Twitter
Lee Cox. (parody.)
@Lee_Coxxx
If you love your hotel room so much why don’t you Marriott?
9:08 PM · Sep 18, 2021
X/Twitter
Goodman
@mikeyincharge
jesus, if you love this hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott
1:15 PM · Feb 10, 2022
Facebook
Erïc Quan Millėr
March 22, 2022 at 3:42 PM ·
If you like hotels so much why don’t you Marriott?
X/Twitter
Brandon Wayne
@bs_wayne
If you love that hotel so much why don’t you marriott?
10:39 AM · Mar 23, 2023
X/Twitter
Blake Wexler 🫵
@BlakeWexler
If you love that hotel so much then why don’t you Marriott
2:27 PM · May 1, 2023
X/Twitter
Kevin Lawson
@KmasterFresh
Wow you love that hotel chain so much why don’t you Marriott
1:23 AM · Jun 9, 2023
X/Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
If you love that posh hotel so much why don’t you Marriott?
8:07 AM · May 28, 2024
X/Twitter
Ronald Singleterry, MFA
@Singleterry
If you love that hotel so much, then why don’t you Marriott?
10:49 AM · Nov 10, 2024
Bluesky
Erib Dimberding
@eonhand.bsky.social
If you love this hotel so much, why don’t you Marriott?
Archived from September 6, 2009 at 10:53 AM
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 AM
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X/Twitter
Kyle, a Madson
@KyleAMadson
“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott”
10:54 PM · Apr 25, 2025
Facebook
Vince the Sign Guy
June 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM ·
#Marriott
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
IF YOU LOVE
A HOTEL
WHY DON’T
YOU MARRIOTT?