“Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu, please?” (joke)

A restaurant joke is:
 
MALE CUSTOMER: Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu, please?
WAITRESS: The men I please are none of your damn business!
 
The joke was posted by “AnOnion” on Twitter on October 7, 2014 and again (in slightly different form) on May 24, 2016.
 
   
Twitter
AnOnion
‏@onion_an
“Waitress,can I ask you something about the menu please
[waitress looks round]
“The ‘men I please’ how dare you, you sexist pig.
12:47 PM - 7 Oct 2014
 
Twitter
AnOnion
‏@onion_an
Me: Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please
Waitress [slaps my face]: The men I please, that’s none of your business
8:11 AM - 24 May 2016
     
The Dive Forum
Joke of the day
londonsean69
27-05-2016, 10:20 AM
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ME: “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
WAITRESS: “The men I please are none of your damn business!”
 
Twitter
Ankit Aggarwal
‏@therocking7
can you tell me about the menu please?
Waitress [slaps] :why should i tell you about the men i please
none of your business
@KapilSharmaK9
11:00 AM - 27 Jul 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
Man: “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please”
submitted January 23, 2017 by theconfuserx2
Waitress: slaps his face
“The men I please are none of your damn business!”
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
Man:“Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
Waitress:(slaps his face)
“The men I please are none of your damn business!”
2:56 PM - 4 Feb 2017