“I don’t trust trees. They’re shady”
"I don't trust trees. They're shady" is a pun that has been printed on several images. "RT @LateUpdate You can't trust trees. Don't ask why; there's just…
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“I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living”
Do cemeteries and funeral homes have "cost of living" increases? "How can cementeries and funeral homes blame their rising prices on 'the high cost of living' ?" was…
“I don’t understand people that have goals like getting likes on their selfie”
People who take selfies might be overly self-absorbed, but what about those who obsess about likes? "I don't understand people that have goals like getting likes on their selfie" was…
“I don’t understand why 14/3 is Pi Day. Isn’t 22/7 a better choice?”
Pi Day is March 14th (3/14), just as Pi is "3.14." However, many non-U.S. countries represent dates by day-month, making this date 14/3. The date of 3/14 is "American Pi (Day)."…
“I don’t understand why banks get upset when you can’t repay a loan…” (joke)
"I don't understand why banks get upset when you can't repay a loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day”
A jocular saying about Valentine's Day has been printed on many images: "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the…
“I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m here”
"I don't get/understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here/there" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @rene: I…
“I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there”
"I don't get/understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here/there" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @rene: I…
“I don’t understand why record stores are failing. They have record sales every year”
How can a business with record sales ever fail? A joke was posted on Twitter by SEC Fort Worth on January 2, 2017: "We don’t understand why record stores failed. They had record sales…
“I don’t understand why record stores are failing. They have record sales every year”
How can a business with record sales ever fail? A joke was posted on Twitter by SEC Fort Worth on January 2, 2017: "We don’t understand why record stores failed. They had record sales…
“I don’t use my blinkers because it’s nobody’s business where I’m going”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
“I don’t use my turn signals because it’s nobody’s business where I’m going”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
“I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station”
There are several jokes about high gas prices. "I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station" was posted on Twitter by IG on May 6, 2016.…
“I don’t usually brag about my drum jokes, but um…tss”
"But um..." sounds like the sting of a drummer ("ba dum tiss"). A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 13, 2020: "I don't usually brag about my drum jokes,…
“I don’t usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the gas station”
There is a joke about inflation of grocery prices and gas prices. "I don't usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store..........." was posted on…
“I don’t usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store”
There is a joke about inflation of grocery prices and gas prices. "I don't usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store..........." was posted on…
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna go grocery shopping like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I wanna grocery shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“I don’t want any more help from the government. I can’t afford it”
When government "helps" with "free stuff," it often comes with a price, such as higher taxes. Not everyone wants the "help." "I don’t want any more help from…