“How do preachers make orange juice?”/“Pulpit.”
"Pulpit" shouldn't be confused with "pulp it," but there are jokes. "How do preachers make orange juice? Pulpit" was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on April…
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“How do snowmen travel around?”/“By icicle.”
An "icicle" is not a "cycle," like a "bicycle," but a popular winter riddle is: Q: How do snowmen travel around?A: By icicle. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup…
“How do they charge you in a Chinese restaurant?”/“Perpetuate.”
The word "perpetuate" sounds like "per pet you ate." A riddle is: Q: How do they charge you at a Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese restaurant?A: Perpetuate. "Dog show joke is like…
“How do they figure out the price of hammers?”/“Per pound.”
A commerce riddle is: Q: How do they figure out the price of hammers? A: Per pound. The joke was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on February 24, 2016. TwitterTerry Johnson@Natural2LiveHow do…
“How do they have their pasta in Hell?”/“Al Dante.”
"Al dente" cooking should not be written as "al Dante" (as in Dante's Inferno), but there are jokes. "How to cook al-dante pasta?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“How do trains drink?”/“They chug.”
A train riddle is: Q: How do trains drink?A: They chug. The riddle was posted on the website Pun of the Day on January 3, 2017. TwitterMichael Grace@RFYDNorgJanuary 3, 2017 - How do trains…
“How do trains drink?”/“They chug.”
A train riddle is: Q: How do trains drink?A: They chug. The riddle was posted on the website Pun of the Day on January 3, 2017. TwitterMichael Grace@RFYDNorgJanuary 3, 2017 - How do trains…
“How do trees feel in the spring?”/“Releaved.”
A tree riddle has been printed on several images: Q: How do trees feel in the spring?A: Releaved. "Releaved" (for "relieved") is a pun on the word "leaves." A tree…
“How do trees get on the internet?”/“They log in.”
An internet riddle is: Q: How do trees get on the internet?A: They log in. "Q: How do trees get onto the internet? A: They log on" was posted to the newsgroup alt.cuddle on October 7,…
“How do weathermen get up a mountain?”/“They climate.”
A weather pun is: Q: How do weathermen get up a mountain?A: They climate. "How do meteorologists make their way up the corporate ladder? They climate" was cited on Twitter on February 12,…
“How do you ask out a D&D player?”/“Ask them for a D8.”
A Dungeons & Dragons riddle is: Q: How do you ask out a D&D player?A: Ask them for a D8 (date). The joke has been cited in print since at least 2016 and has been printed on several images.…
“How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?”/“President Ben Franklin walks into a bar…’”
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was a founding father, but he never became president. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 6, 2017: Q: How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?A:…
“How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?”/“President Ben Franklin walks into a bar…”
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was a founding father, but he never became president. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 6, 2017: Q: How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?A:…
“How do you break into a house?”/“Intruder window.”
"Intruder window" is an old joke for "in troo der window" or "in through the window." The joke ("he climbed intruder window") might have originated in the…
“How do you catch a drummer?”/“With a snare.”
A drummer riddle is: Q: How do you catch a drummer?A: With a snare. "How do you catch a drummer? a really tight snare! (ba-dun-shhh)" was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2010. "How do…
“How do you catch a school of fish?”/“With a bookworm.”
A popular riddle about a "school of fish" is: Q: How do you catch a school of fish?A: With a bookworm. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. 17 July 1990, State Times…
“How do you color a cactus?”/“With a Sharpie.”
How sharp is a Sharpie writing instrument? This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 10, 2020: Q: How do you color a cactus?A: With a Sharpie. Wikipedia: Sharpie (marker)Sharpie is a…
“How do you convert an atheist to a theist?”/“Just give them a little space.”
"Atheist" and "a theist" look almost the same. The latter term just has an extra space. "How to turn an #atheist into a #theist: Just add space. #wonder #AllIsOne…
“How do you cook a crocodile?”/“In a ‘croc’ pot.”
Crockpots aren't for cooking crocodiles, but there are jokes. "JOHN ESTES wondering if alligator is cooked in a 'croc pot'" was printed in the Hanford (CA) Sentinel on…
“How do you cook duck eggs?”/“You quack them open.”
"Quack" sounds a little like "crack," and a pun about duck eggs has been made since at least 2004. "How do ducks eat hardboiled eggs? They quack them!" was posted on…