“I don’t measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff”
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
Food/Drink
“I don’t mind going to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit”
"I don't mind going to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit" is a jocular line that has been printed on many ecards. "I don't mind going to work but that eight…
“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are jokes. "'Pansexual?' What are ya gonna do, fry someone's balls in a skillet?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around…”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions”
"I don't need alcohol to make bad deicisons" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't need alcohol to make poor decisions..." was…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee”
"I don't need an inspiration quote. I need coffee" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need an inspirational quote- I NEED…
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off”
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need anger management I need people…
“I don’t NEED drugs or alcohol to have fun. I also don’t NEED running shoes to run…”
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“I don’t need Google. My boyfriend knows everything!”
"I don't need Google. My boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife knows everything!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need Google because my wife…
“I don’t need sex because the government fucks me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex because the government screws me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex. The government fucks me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex. The government screws me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sleep. I need coffee”
"I don't need sleep. I need coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Wait I don’t need sleep, I need coffee. Sleep would be amazing…
“I don’t need to ‘get a life.’ I’m a gamer. I have LOTS of lives”
"I don't need to 'get a life.' I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Get a life!" is a line…
“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake”
"I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“I don’t need to go to Area 51. I’ve been to Walmart”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has been compared to Area 51 (a highly classified United States Air Force facility, often associated with UFOs). "I think area 51 is…
“I don’t need you when I’m right”
"I don't need you when I'm right!" is a political saying that comes from Louisiana Governor Earl K. Long (1895-1960), although the saying has been cited in print since only 1961…
“I don’t normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes in the mashed potatoes?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka is usually made with the liquid from potatoes or cereal grains.…