“Getting on the check”
"Getting on the dole" is an old term for being on public assistance. People who qualify for Supplemental Security Income (SSI) from Social Security because of a disability are called…
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“Getting on the draw”
"Getting on the dole" is an old term for being on public assistance. People who qualify for Supplemental Security Income (SSI) from Social Security because of a disability are called…
“Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars—let go to move forward”
"Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward" has been cited in print since at least 1999 and is of…
“Getting ready to change from my daytime pajamas into my nighttime pajamas”
"Getting ready to change from my daytime pajamas into my nighttime pajamas" -- describing someone who works at home, or is a home-bound loser -- is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Getting robbed? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions”
"Getting mugged/robbed? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions" is a jocular meme that has been printed on many images. "Getting mugged? Just say NO.…
“Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement”
"Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement" is a popular saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Getting there is half the fun” (Cunard)
The Cunard Line stopped in New York City. The Cunard Building, at 25 Broadway, is worth a visit. Cunard's famous slogan was "Getting There Is Half the Fun." Wikipedia: Cunard LineThe…
“Ghostbusters” (1984, 1989)
Ghostbusters (1984) was a blockbuster comedy film, directed by Ivan Reitman, with a script by and starring Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Comic actor Bill Murray was the lead…
“Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door”
"Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door. Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright, wishing you a haunting night" is a popular Halloween saying that has been printed on many…
“Giant cannibals were soaking me in vinegar when I shouted, ‘Pickle someone your own size!’”
The word "pickle" doesn't mean "pick," but there's a pun: "Giant cannibals began to soak me in vinegar, I thought 'enough is enough.' 'Why…
“Giant Meteor—Just end it already” (jocular presidential slogan)
"Giant Meteor -- Just end it already" is a jocular political slogan that has been printed on many images. "Giant Meteor 2016: Just end it already" was posted on Twitter by…
“Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“Gig ‘em, Aggies!”
"Gig 'em, Aggies" (with a thumbs-up) is the yell at Texas A&M that was reportedly started by Pinky Downs ('06) before a football game with the Texas Christian University…
“Gin (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Gin and Tonic (noun)—magic water for fun people”
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Girl, are you a popsicle?” (joke)
"Are you a popsicle?" is the start of at least two different jokes. Popsicle sticks often have (mostly bad) jokes. "Are you a popsicle stick? because your jokes aren't…
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button…”
"Girls/Women are like phones. They/We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Girls just wanna have sun” (“Girls just want to have sun”)
"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" is a 1979 song that was popularized by American singer Cyndi Lauper in 1983. "Girls just wanna have sun" (or "Girls just want to have…
“Git-R-Done” or “Git-‘er-Done” (“Git-R-Dun,” “Git-‘er-Dun,” “G.E.D.”)
"Git-'er-done" (or "git-r-done," git-r-dun," "git-'er-dun") is sometimes called the Texas "G.E.D." (also known as the General Equivalency…
“Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about” (“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about”)
"Something to Talk About" is a song written by Canadian singer-songwriter Shirley Eikhard that was popularized by American singer Bonnie Raitt in 1991. "Let's give them pumpkin…