“You’re gonna get spoiled” (Beefsteak Charlie’s)
"You're gonna get spoiled" and "I'll feed you like there's no tomorrow" were the slogans of Beefsteak Charlie's restaurant in the 1960s and 1970s. There…
Food/Drink
“You’re in Texas—it’s a local call (to God)” (joke)
An old telephone joke is about a person who asks the operator about his long distance charge. The charge is very high. "Why, in Texas, I can call hell for that!" the person says. The…
“You’re killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself”
"You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“You’re legally required to say ‘OH big stretch’ when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“You’re like school in July—no class”
School is usually out in July and August, although there sometimes is summer school. "My English teacher is like school in the summertime ... no class" was cited in a 1985 book.…
“You’re minding your own business and then one day BAM, coleslaw tastes good”
Coleslaw is a food that grownups usually enjoy more than teenagers. "You're minding your own business and then one day BAM, you start eating coleslaw" was posted on Facebook by Dan…
“You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win”
"You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You stand a 1,000 times…
“You’re never more than two weeks away from a drought”
"You're never more than two weeks away from a drought" is an adage used in many parts of the United States. "We are never more than two weeks away from a drought in this area…
“You’re never too old to beg for free candy” (Halloween saying)
Are some people to old to go out trick-or-treating on Halloween? "You're never too old to beg for free candy" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You’re never too old to learn something stupid”
"You're never too old to learn something stupid" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. Brooklyn humorist Sam Levenson (1911-1980) used the line since at…
“You’re never too old to play in the leaves”
"You're never too old to play in the leaves" is an autumn saying that has been printed on several images. "You’re never too old to play in the leaves!" was printed on a…
“You’re never too old to say ‘cows’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’re never too old to say ‘horses’ when you drive past some horses”
Many people can't drive past horses without pointing it out to others in the car. "idc how old you are if you drive past horses you're going to say 'horsies'" was…
“You’re never too old to say ‘moo’ when you drive past some cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“You’re not a civil-rights hero if you’re begging the State to take freedoms away”
"You're not a civil-rights hero if you're begging the State to take freedoms away" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Trent Steele, Liberty Dad on April 9, 2023. The…
“You’re not a firework. Don’t drive lit”
"You're not a firework. Don't drive lit" is a safe driving slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around July 4th (when fireworks are popular).…
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" is a jocular line that dates to at least the early 1800s. "No man could be called drunk, so long as he could…
“You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow”
"You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, only baby cows should be drinking a cow's milk.…
“You’re not old until the local ‘oldies’ station is playing your high school songs”
"That moment when the music you listened to in high school is being played on the 'oldies' station" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This saying originated from…
“You’re not the boss of me. My cat is”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…