“What does a vegan cannibal eat?”/“Human beans.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
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“What does a vegan cannibal eat?”/“Kurds.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegan pirate do in jail?”/“Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: What does a vegan pirate do in jail?A: Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Karma-Lab Forums Pirate Jokeskahrayzee 26-Jun-03, 04:15…
“What does a vegan zombie eat?”/“Graaaiinns!”
Zombies eat brains, but there's a joke: Q: What does a vegan/vegetarian zombie eat?A: GRAAAIINNNZZZ! "Which reminds me: what do vegetarian zombies eat? (A: GRAAAIINNNZZZ!!!)" was…
“What does a vegetable wear to the beach?”/“A zu-kini.”
A "zucchini" is not the same as a "bikini," but there's a riddle: Q: What does a vegetable wear to the beach?A: A zucchini. The riddle (also shown with an illustration) was…
“What does a vegetable wear to the beach?”/“A zucchini.”
A "zucchini" is not the same as a "bikini," but there's a riddle: Q: What does a vegetable wear to the beach?A: A zucchini. The riddle (also shown with an illustration) was…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“A greengrocer.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Cabbage Patch Kids.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Cumin beans.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Swedes.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Toe-fu.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Vegetables.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
“What does a witch use to keep her hair up?”/“Scarespray!”
A popular Halloween riddle was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen and Times on May 27, 1972: Q: What do witches use on their hair?A. Scare spray. "Scare spray" (or…
“What does a zombie bodybuilder crave?”/“GAAAAAAAIIINNNS!”
There are several "zombie bodybuilder" jokes. "Newspaper Headline: ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT" was printed in the book Funny Shaped Balls: The Biggest Book of Sporting…
“What does an aardvark like on its pizza?”/“Ant-chovies.”
There aren't ants in anchovies, but there is a popular pizza riddle: Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? A: Ant-chovies. The joke was included in the book The Zaniest Riddle Book in…
“What does an American say when he wins at chess?”/“Checkbuddy.”
"Checkmate" is a chess term meaning that a king is threatened and cannot move away, so the game is over. Some people have suggested changing "mate" (a term popular in Australia)…
“What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ sticker…”
"Honk if you love Jesus" is a popular bumper sticker that has been cited in print since at least 1971. A question was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian-teen on March 28,…
“What does an auctioneer need to know?”/“Lots.”
An auctioneer riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006: Q: What do you have to know to be an auctioneer? A: Lots. “What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?"/”…
“What does an electrical engineer have for breakfast?”/“An ohmelette.”
"Ohmelette" (ohm + omelette) is a term used in a few riddles. "what does an electrical engineer have for breakfast? Ohm-lets" was posted on Twitter by Kattab on September 10,…
“What does an electrician have for breakfast?”/“An ohmelette.”
"Ohmelette" (ohm + omelette) is a term used in a few riddles. "what does an electrical engineer have for breakfast? Ohm-lets" was posted on Twitter by Kattab on September 10,…