“What does an aardvark like on its pizza?”/“Ant-chovies.”
There aren’t ants in anchovies, but there is a popular pizza riddle:
Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.
The joke was included in the book The Zaniest Riddle Book in the World (1984) by Joseph Rosenbloom.
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The Zaniest Riddle Book in the World
By Joseph Rosenbloom
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1984
Pg. 5:
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies .
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May 1988, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 66, col. 1:
Dink: what does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Duff: What, Dink?
Dink: Antchovies!
—Jeff Traynor, Montgomery, Ala.
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Fractions, Ratio, Probability, and Standard Measurement:
Reproducible Skill Builders and Higher Order Thinking Activities Based on NCTM Standards
By Brenda Opie, Lory Jackson and Douglas McAvinn
Nashville, TN: Incentive Publications
1995
Pg. 87:
What do aardvarks like on their pizza?
ANTCHOVIES
Newspapers.com
18 March 1997, Fort Worth (TX) Star-Telegram, “Humor,” Sec. F, pg. 15, col. 1:
Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.
Jordan Lawrence, y
Bess Race Elementary
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Little Wing Pizzeria
@littlewingpizza
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
4:39 AM · Nov 20, 2009
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Pizza Diary
@MyPizzaDiary
What do aardvarks like on their pizza? Ant-chovies…you can have that one.
5:16 AM · Dec 30, 2011
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NY Pizza Delivery
@NYPDMKE
Does anyone know what Aardvarks like to eat on their pizza? (Antchovies)
10:00 PM · Mar 11, 2012
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Papa Johns Pizza St. Louis
@PapaJohns_STL
What does an aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
1:21 PM · Sep 23, 2012
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yikes
@reid_about_k8
what do aardvarks like on their pizza?
ant-chovies
11:19 AM · Oct 27, 2012
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/frozebanana January 18, 2018
What does an Aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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Village Court Apartments
@VillageCourtApt
What do aardvarks prefer on their pizza? Ant-chovies! Pick out your favorite pizza toppings and bring a pie home from Sal’s Pizzeria and Catering next time you’re not in the mood to cook. https://google.com/maps/place/Sal’s+Pizzeria+and+Catering/@40.73843,-73.0895616,15z/data=!4m15!1m9!2m8!1spizza!3m6!1spizza!2s47+Island+Blvd,+Bohemia,+NY+11716!3s0x89e8360d716eeab7:0x1353d8b127a2d25e!4m2!1d-73.1093742!2d40.7548458!3m4!1s0x89e84a07af85cf05:0x571da929f5648c74!8m2!3d40.73843!4d-73.0808069
6:51 PM · Oct 23, 2018
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] May 19, 2019
What does the aardvark like on his pizza?
Ant-choves
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rossumcapek February 13, 2020
What does an aardvark order on their pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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Funny Teacher
@SchoolJokesK_12
Hey @Petco @PetSmart What does an aardvark like on its #pizza?… Ant-chovies. https://bit.ly/34FA0mn #NationalPizzaDay #ants
6:06 AM · Feb 9, 2021