“Voting is the slave’s suggestion box”
"Voting is the slave's suggestion box" (or "Voting is the suggestion box for/of slaves") is an anti-voting saying that has been printed on many images. The various forms of…
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“Voting is trying to fix a broken car by changing the drivers”
Many people believe that you cannot fix government by just electing the "right" people, such as Democrats or Republicans. It's argued that the system of government itself is what is…
“Voting prevents unwanted presidencies”
"Not voting is the #1 cause of unwanted presidencies" and "Voting prevents unwanted presidencies" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The "unwanted…
“Voting: Giving grown adults the illusion of control”
"Voting: Giving grown adults the illusion of control" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The image shows a young child in a car, and the toy steering wheel that the child…
“Waffle House implies the existence of a Waffle Senate”
Waffle House is an American restaurant chain. There is no Waffle Senate, but there are jokes. "Can we have a Waffle Senate to compete with our Waffle House" was posted on Twitter by…
“Waffles are essentially a series of miniature edible bowls that hold maple syrup”
"Waffles are essentially a series of miniature edible bowls that hold maple syrup" was posted on Twitter by Ron Diggity on Joly 27, 2010. "Waffles are just legions of edible syrup…
“Waffles are just pancakes with abs”
"Waffles are just pancakes with abs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Waffles are pancakes with abs. #cleverone" was posted on Twitter on February 26,…
“Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter”
People use Instagram filters on their photos to make them look better, but what about photos of their food? "Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Waffles are just pancakes with bones”
"Waffles are Pancakes with bones" was posted on Twitter by Kenny Garcia on July 25, 2017. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones.…
“Waffles are just pancakes with tiny bowls for syrup”
"Waffles are essentially a series of miniature edible bowls that hold maple syrup" was posted on Twitter by Ron Diggity on Joly 27, 2010. "Waffles are just legions of edible syrup…
“Waffles are plates that are full of bowls”
"Waffles are essentially a series of miniature edible bowls that hold maple syrup" was posted on Twitter by Ron Diggity on Joly 27, 2010. "Waffles are just legions of edible syrup…
“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds” (opera adage)
"The peculiar characteristic of classical music is that it is really so much better than it sounds," wrote humorist Bill Nye (1850-1896) in September 1887. In November 1889, Nye wrote in…
“Wagon Wheels are British s’mores”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“Wagon Wheels are just cold s’mores”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“Wait ‘til next year!” (Brooklyn Dodgers)
The old Brooklyn Dodger chant (from when they were, barely, "still in the league") was "wait 'til next year." This phrase pre-dates the nickname "Trolley Dodgers"…
“Wait an hour after eating before going swimming”
"Wait an hour after eating before going swimming" is a popular swimming safety adage. The idea behind the adage is that food should be fully digested before a person starts to swim, and…
“Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved”
"Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved" (or "If you think things are bad now, just wait until the people who just wanted to be left alone get…
“Wait, there’s nothing in this Air and Space Museum!”
What's in an air and space museum? Just air and space? "I want my money back. I went to the air and space museum and there was nothing in it. http://bit.ly/NpDLu7 via @sickipedia"…
“Waiter, does the pianist play requests?” (joke)
Some diners enjoy live music, but many diners do not. A popular joke has been cited in print since at least 1922, with the following example (with a waiter) from 1964: Night club patron: "Does…
“Waiter, how come there are no chairs at our table?”/“I’m sorry, but you only booked one table.”
A booking of a restaurant "table" usually includes the chairs, but there are jokes. "A guest calls the waiter n complains, 'Hw come der r no chairs at our table?!'-The…