“Vodka helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
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“Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice”
"Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it 'potato juice'" and "Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Vodka is just angry water”
"Vodka is just angry water" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "@FunnyJokeBook more like: vodka is angry water!" was posted on Twitter by Nicola on October 27,…
“Vodka is just awesome water”
"Vodka is just awesome water" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and posters. "Vodka is just awesome water" was first cited on…
“Vodka is just old potato juice”
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is just potato juice”
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is just spicy potato juice
"Vodka is (just) potato juice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Booze IS healthy. As Red has pointed out before, vodka is just potato juice" was…
“Vodka is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it ‘potato juice’”
"Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it 'potato juice'" and "Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Vodka is vegan”
"Vodka is vegan" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in the 2000s. "Thank god Grey Goose Vodka is vegan" was posted on Twitter by John…
“Vodka isn’t a liquid. It’s a solution”
"Alcohol isn't a liquid, it's a solution" was posted on Twitter on December 27, 2012. "Vodka isn't a liquid. It's a solution" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions”
"Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted to Twitter on February 24, 2012. TwitterCollege…
“Vodka pays the bills”
"Vodka pays the bills" is a popular industry adage that has been printed on T-shirts. If one wants to have a successful bar, then a good supply of vodka is essential. "I enjoy higher…
“Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst”
Absolut Vodka is made in southern Sweden. An "Absolut wurst" (absolute worst) pun applies to sausage-flavored vodka or vodka-flavored sausage. "Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.…
“Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey! I call the shots!”
"Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey! I call the shots!" is an alcohol variation of the expression "to call the shots." "TEQUILA! VODKA! SAMBUCA! That's right.........I call the…
“Vogue” (1990)
Madonna's 1990 song and dance, "Vogue," was actually a New York City tradition that may have been started in Harlem many years before. It's from the fashion magazine, Vogue.…
“Voice, voice and more voice” (three requisites for an actor or singer)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Tommaso SalviniTommaso Salvini (January 1, 1829 in Milan – December 31, 1915 in Florence) was an Italian actor. His father and mother were both actors, and…
“Volleyball is just a more intense version of ‘don’t let the balloon touch the floor’”
"Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'don't let the balloon touch the floor'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Volleyball :) RT…
“Volume follows a trend”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksA Treasury of Wall Street WisdomBy Harry D. Schultz and Samson Coslow Palisades Park, NJ: Investors' Press1966Pg. ?:Volume "follows the trend";…
“Volume is the weapon of the bull” (Wall Street adage)
"Volume is the weapon of the bull" is a Wall Street adage meaning that bull markets rise on strong volume. "Trading volume, often called 'a weapon of the bull'" has…