“Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty relationships”
"Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men/relationships" is a saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @pjrvs: never settle for shitty coffee" was…
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“Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping…”
"Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember, don't sing!" is a jocular saying that…
“Never spend your money before you have earned it”
"Never Spend Your Money Before You Have (Earned) It" is a slogan that has appeared on T-shirts and on signs at 2009's tea parties. Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) included it in his…
“Never stand when you can walk, never walk when you can run” (exercise adage)
"Never stand when you can walk, never walk when you can run" is advice given to people to discourage them from being sedentary. Charles E. Page, M.D., wrote in Health Culture in 1900:…
“Never stop learning because life never stops teaching”
"Never stop learning because life never stops teaching" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The most beautiful knowledge is that you never stop learning and life never…
“Never swear at a prop boy. You may be working for him tomorrow” (entertainment adage)
There are many different ways of the business saying: "Be kind to those working under you; you might be working under them some day." "Do not antagonize the newsboy today -- you may…
“Never take a hostage that you can’t shoot”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLeading Authorities@LAIspeakersGregg: "Never take a hostage you can't shoot." The economy is a hostage you can't shoot in the fiscal cliff…
“Never take health advice from any person or institution that believes the world is overpopulated”
"Be wary of taking 'health advice' from people who believe the world is overpopulated... I shouldn't have to explain this one" was posted on Twitter by ZUBY: on April 15,…
“Never talk about religion or politics” (etiquette rule)
A rule of etiquette --in business, at the dinner table, at the barbershop and elsewhere -- is "never talk about religion or politics." These subjects are highly contentious and usually…
“Never test the depth of a river with both feet”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAdam Aims@AdamAimsNever test the depth of the water with both feet.7:40 AM · Oct 2, 2007·Twitter Web Client Google BooksTitle Never Test the Depth of Water with…
“Never test the depth of the water with both feet” (proverb)
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAdam Aims@AdamAimsNever test the depth of the water with both feet.7:40 AM · Oct 2, 2007·Twitter Web Client Google BooksTitle Never Test the Depth of Water with…
“Never throw in the towel. Use it to wipe off the sweat. Then keep on going”
"You have a choice. You can throw in the towel or you can use it to wipe the sweat off your face (and keep going)" is a motivational exercise saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Never trust a fart after 10 miles”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fart after 20 miles”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fart after 3 miles”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fart after mile 10”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fart after mile 20”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fart after mile 3”
"Never trust a fart after 3 miles" -- and other mile variations of this saying about running -- has been printed on many images. The fart could be a signal of poop. "NEVER TRUST A…
“Never trust a fat dietitian”
"Never trust a fat dietitian" (sometimes misspelled "dietician") is a humorous saying often credited to "anonymous." A dietitian who can't lose weight seemingly…
“Never trust a fat motivational speaker”
"Never trust a fat motivational speaker" was posted on Twitter on October 13, 2011. "I could never listen to a fat motivational speaker...why couldn't they motivate themselves…