“Never trust atoms. They make up everything” (science joke)
"Never trust atoms. They make up everything' is a science pun that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 26, 2012: Q: Why can't you…
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“Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something”
People who use graph papers are always plotting something, or so the joke goes. "You should always be suspicious of people with graph paper. They're probably plotting something" was…
“Never trust politicians or weather forecasters”
“The old adage, 'Never believe weather forecasters or politicians'" was cited in a 2015 North Vancouver (British Columbia) newspaper, when a former CBC meteorologist decided to go…
“Never trust someone who dislikes dessert”
"A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert" is a dessert rhyme that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July…
“Never trust someone who isn’t kind to animals”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal”
"Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Most people pour the cereal in the bowl first, then the milk.…
“Never trust someone who spells gonorrhea correctly on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
“Never trust someone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
“Never trust weather forecasters or politicians”
“The old adage, 'Never believe weather forecasters or politicians'" was cited in a 2015 North Vancouver (British Columbia) newspaper, when a former CBC meteorologist decided to go…
“Never trust your life with people you can’t trust with your wallet”
"Never trust your life with people you can't trust with your wallet" and "Never entrust your life to those whom you can't trust with your wallet" are sayings that have…
“Never try to catch a falling knife” (Wall Street proverb)
"Never try to catch a falling knife" (or "Don't catch a falling knife") means that when a stock is in free-fall, let it continue to go down and reach bottom. Trying to --…
“Never underestimate a woman with a crock-pot and a can of cream of something soup”
"Never underestimate a woman with a crock-pot and a can of cream of something soup" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Never underestimate the power of a…
“Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home”
"Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people are introverts and do not like parties or meetings. This…
“Never underestimate my desire to go home”
"Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people are introverts and do not like parties or meetings. This…
“Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor”
"Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying comes from the novel Little Brother (2008) by…
“Never underestimate the healing power of singing in a car really loud by yourself”
"Never underestimate the healing power of singing in a car really loud by yourself" is a jocular line that became popular in 2015. "Never underestimate the therapy singing in a car…
“Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated”
"Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Have a #GoodMorning and a nice day [and... never…
“Never underestimate the intelligence of your readers, but never overestimate their knowledge”
"Never underestimate the intelligence of your readers/viewers, but never overestimate their knowledge" is a popular media maxim. Readers/viewers are smart, but they might not have all the…
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" has been often credited to "unknown" or to comedian George Carlin (1937-2008), but the saying was used before…
“Never use a cloud-based phone. You’ll end up with mist calls”
A joke on cloud computing was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: The Mediocre Joker on February 22, 2025: "Never use a cloud-based phone. You’ll end up with mist calls."…