“Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping…”

“Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember, don’t sing!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The American fantasy teen sitcom Wizards of Waverly Place, on the episode “Hugh’s Not Normous” that originally aired on April 12, 2009, had this exchange spoken:
 
“Justin thinks singing in the shower is dangerous.”
“That’s because singing leads to dancing. And dancing leads to slipping.”
 
“Never sing in the shower singing leads 2 dancing - dancing leads 2 slipping and that leads 2 the paramedics seeing u naked .. so no singing” was posted on Twitter by tara benson on May 13, 2012. “Never sing in the shower. singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and that leads to the paramedics seeing you naked. so remember don’t sing” was posted on TwitLonger by lipzychance1D on May 14, 2012. This version—with the paramedics seeing one naked—probably originated on an image.
   
   
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Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012)
Hugh’s Not Normous
TV-G | 23min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama | Episode aired 12 April 2009
 
Springfield! Springfield!
Wizards of Waverly Place s02e18 Episode Script
Hugh’s Not Normous
(...)
Justin thinks singing in the shower is dangerous.
That’s because singing leads to dancing.
And dancing leads to slipping.
(The episode is at Daily Motion, with these lines at about 40 seconds in.—ed.)
 
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Jennifer James
@jenniferjames11
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping. A little tidbit Austin just told me….
11:46 PM · Aug 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Emily Hurley
@Edubya
7yo: “you shouldn’t sing in the shower cus singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping”
8:06 PM · Dec 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Laura Leonard
@Laura_220392
“It’s dangerous to sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing which leads to slipping”-Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place. Great show =D
8:55 AM · Dec 24, 2009·Twitter Web Client
         
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tara benson
@topcat6060
never sing in the shower singing leads 2 dancing - dancing leads 2 slipping and that leads 2 the paramedics seeing u naked .. so no singing
9:32 AM · May 13, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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@srhbrnnrr
Never sing in the shower. singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and that leads to the paramedics seeing you naked #lmao #love
9:11 PM · May 13, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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lipzychance1D
кαтηѕѕ єνєя∂єєη ♔ · @lipzychance1D
14th May 2012 from Twitlonger
Never sing in the shower. singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and that leads to the paramedics seeing you naked. so remember don’t sing 😊
   
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Adam Murciano
@AdamMurciano
Never sing in the shower. singing leads 2 dancing, dancing leads 2 slipping, &that leads 2 the paramedics seeing U naked. so don’t sing 😊
8:11 PM · May 19, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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HEADmaster
@Mr_Hardey
Never sing in the shower! cause singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing your ass Naked😆😌
6:03 AM · Sep 28, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
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Harsh Agrawal (Attending #WCAsia)
@denharsh
Never sing in the shower because singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping 😊
2:10 AM · Mar 18, 2018·SocialPilot.co
 
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Look
@lookaretgirl
“Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don’t sing.”
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2:03 AM · Jun 12, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Villi Wilson❌
@Conservative_VW
Never Sing in the Shower!!
Singing leads to dancing ...
Dancing leads to slipping ...
Slipping leads to falling ...
Falling leads to paramedics ...
... paramedics seeing you butt naked laying in the shower 🤔
7:36 PM · Jan 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone