“It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies…”
Olaf Falafel, the self-proclaimed "Sweden's eighth funniest comedian," said this line at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2016: "It all starts innocently, mixing…
Food/Drink
“It always rains at the end of a long dry spell” (weather joke)
Some parts of Texas don't get much rain. "It always rains at the end of a long dry spell" is a Texas weather joke from at least 1909. 5 March 1909, Fort Worth (TX) Star-Telegram,…
“It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road”
"Deer crossing" signs are to inform drivers about deer, not to inform deer where to cross the road. "And it (government -- ed.) has gone a step further and informed the deer where to…
“It cost me $500 to fly economy class. What a waste of money. I still know nothing about economics”
There's a difference between "economy class" and "economics class." "Me: What do you know about economics? My brother: Don't they use that in the airplane? You…
“It cost me $500 to fly economy class. What a waste of money. I still know nothing about economics”
There's a difference between "economy class" and "economics class." "Me: What do you know about economics? My brother: Don't they use that in the airplane? You…
“It costs more to be poor”
"It costs more to be poor" is a saying that dates to at least 1965. The poor often can't afford to shop outside their neighborhood for better quality or better prices, to buy…
“It could be worse, you could be quarantined with me”
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome…
“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority”
"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds" is a quotation falsely attributed to Samuel Adams…
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up”
"It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on images. "No matter how low the…
“It doesn’t matter how many resources you have. If you don’t know how to use them…”
"It doesn't matter how many resources you have. If you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The images show a…
“It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you”
Toast popping up from a toaster can be startling. "It doesn't matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full…”
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and…
“It doesn’t matter if you win or lose. What matters is if I win or lose”
“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose," a modern sports adage says. The saying was credited to "Darrin Weinberg" in 1985 and to "Darin…
“It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose—until you lose”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 20 February 1977, Dallas (TX) Morning News, "County political parties positioning for future battles" by Dotty Griffith, pg. 37A, col. 5:Getting away from…
“It doesn’t matter how early I try and go to sleep the night before, my body just doesn’t want to get up for work”
"I just found out it doesn't matter how early I go to sleep I just don't want to go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, even if the speaker gets…
“It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill, as long as you don’t lose the cow”
"It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill, just so long as you don’t lose the cow" was popularized by business author Harvey Mackay, who used this line in his book, Swim With the…
“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree”
"It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many (but…
“It feels really unnatural to eat a Skittle without looking at its color first”
Skittles, M&Ms, jelly beans and gummy bears come in many different colors. The taste is the same, but many people prefer to know what color they're eating. "I cant eat a m&m…
“It gets greater later” (motivational saying)
"It gets greater later" (or "It'll get greater later") is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "Things will get…
“It gets late early out there”
"It Gets Late So Early" was a 1955 song hit by Lefty Frizzell. New York Yankee catcher Yogi Berra (1925-2015) talked about the shadows in left field at Yankee Stadium in the fall, when he…