"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
A popular beer joke has a couple together at a pub. "I love you," says the man. "Is that you or the beer talking?" asks the woman. "It's me talking to the beer,"…
A popular wine joke has a couple together, sharing wine. "I love you," says the woman. "Is that you or the wine talking?" asks the man. "It's me talking to the…
"You know why the Dems are called the left? Because they are never right" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv on June 16, 2005. The saying has been said many times, usually slightly…
There is a very big difference between a bridal registry and a sex offender registry. "Is the sex offender registry where sex offenders sign up for gifts?" was posted on Twitter on May…
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…
One of the oldest of lawyer jokes is about the criminal lawyer. A stranger comes into a place and asks, "Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?" One citizen replies, "Yes, but…
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
A baseball joke has two old men make a pact for the first one to die to inform the other if there's baseball in heaven. "I've got some good news and some bad news," said the…
"Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?" was…
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
"Is there life after death? Touch my car and find out" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Is there life after death? Touch my car and find…
"Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out" is an anti-trespassing sign (suggesting that trespassers will be shot) that has been printed on many images. The signs have been…
Some food is listed as "wild," although many suspect that it's really farm-raised. A joke is: Diner: Waiter, is this boar/duck/meat/rabbit/salmon really wild?Waiter: When we…
"Pun of the Day: Swimming can be easy or hard. It deep-ends" -- a pun on "depends" -- was posted on Twitter by Rosa Lei Steinard on December 1, 2009. "Swimming can be easy…