“It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you”

Toast popping up from a toaster can be startling. “It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 10, 2011.
 
     
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Khoury Gunz‏
@KhouryGunz
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you.
3:21 PM - 10 Jul 2011
   
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Edwin‏
@EdStayWinning
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you.
5:56 PM - 10 Jul 2011
   
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Chanel‏
@Eno_Chanel
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you.
1:20 AM - 11 Jul 2011
     
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Rhodes‏
@Rhodes411
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are, the toaster will scare you.
(A Vine of toast popping up is shown.—ed.)
7:38 PM - 16 Apr 2014
 
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Dr Tunde Okewale MBE‏
@UrbnLawyer
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you. #FridayFeeling
2:08 AM - 2 Jun 2017
   
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BossLevel8‏
@Bosslevel8
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you.
(Toast is shown popping up.—ed.)
6:25 PM - 11 Jul 2017
 
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Innocent Dad‏
@InnocenttDad
It doesn’t matter how ready you think you are. The toaster will scare you.
6:28 AM - 30 Dec 2017