“Here’s a house without a flaw” (real estate joke)
"Here is a house without a flaw," says a real estate agent in the old joke. "Gosh, what do you walk on?" responds the prospective client, mistaking "flaw" for…
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“Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Here’s a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don’t serve alcohol in prison”
"Here's a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don't serve alcohol in prison" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Here's a reminder before…
“Here’s how!” & “Here’s looking at you!” (drinking toast)
Entry in progress -- B.P. 1856 _Knickerbocker_ XLVII 404: "_Here's at you!_" And with these words, down went the fire-water with wonderful unanimity. 30 November 1881, Washington…
“Here’s mud in your eye” (toast)
"Here's mud in your eye" is a toast that has been cited in print since at least 1911. Origin of the toast is unknown. The book Dictionary of Word Origins (1997) by Jordan Almond…
“Here’s my take on high school reunions. If I haven’t contacted you in the last 20 years…”
"Here's my take on high school reunions: If I haven't contacted you in 20 years, there's probably a reason" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation…
“Here’s to good women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends—may they never meet!” (toast)
A Royal Navy toast from the 1800s is: "May our wives always be our sweethearts and our sweethearts always become our wives." A jocular version of the toast has been cited in print since…
“Here’s to you and here’s to me, the best of friends we’ll always be” (toast)
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
“Here’s to you and here’s to me. May we never disagree” (toast)
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
“Here’s to a long life and a merry one…” (toast)
A popular anonymous "Irish toast" is: “Here’s to a long life and a merry one.A quick death and an easy one.A pretty girl and an honest one.A cold beer—and another one!” The toast…
“Here’s to strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
“Here’s your Social Security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it”
Social Security cards are made of paper, but a holder is supposed to have it for a lifetime. "Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate…
“Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with”
"Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with" is a popular saying on Memorial Day and Veterans Day. It was printed in the novel Everneath (2012) by Brodi…
“Heroes work here” (slogan)
"Heroes work here" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It (a sign -- ed.) reads: 'Heroes Work Here' in reference to the six squad members who worked last…
“Hershey’s Kisses are just big chocolate chips”
"Hershey's Kisses are just big chocolate chips" is a food observation that has been printed on several images. "Just realized hershey kisses are just overgrown chocolate…
“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift”
"Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying has been cited on Twitter since October 11,…
“Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?” (socially distancing pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to "socially distance" themselves from others. A pickup line joke was posted on Twitter by Rich (Sad Bod) on March 19, 2020:…
“Hey girl, are you a cop? Because you’ve taken my breath away”
The deaths of African Americans such as Eric Garner (in Staten Island on July 17, 2014) and George Floyd (in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020) at the hands of police resulted in protests. Garner was…