“Head, shoulders, knees and toes” (exercise song)
"Head(s), shoulders, knees and toes" is an exercise song that is common in primary schools. Children touch the parts of their bodies that are mentioned in the song. "Eyes and ears…
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“Headphones imply the existence of shoulderphones, kneephones, and toephones”
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Headphones on. World off”
"Headphones on. World off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been divided by either a comma or a period. "Not the best of days... headphones on. world…
“Headphones, shoulderphones, kneephones and toephones” (sung to “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”)
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Heads in beds” (hospitality saying)
"Heads in beds" is hospitality industry lingo meaning occupied hotel and motel rooms. Tourist boards representing a city's hospitality industry try to attract visitors to the city…
“Heads or tails: The war machine wins”
It is often said that whether a Democrat or a Republican wins a presidential election, the war machine always wins. "Doesn't matter the party - the war machine wins" was posted on…
“Heads, I win; Tails, the government will bail me out”
When flipping a coin to decide an outcome, it's usually "Heads, I win; tails, I lose" or "Heads, I win; tails, you win." The dishonest saying is: "Heads, I win; tails,…
“Heads, shoulders, knees and toes” (exercise song)
"Head(s), shoulders, knees and toes" is an exercise song that is common in primary schools. Children touch the parts of their bodies that are mentioned in the song. "Eyes and ears…
“Heal the past, live the present, dream the future”
"Heal the past, live the present, dream the future" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1995. American graphic artist and…
“Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing…”
A statement about health insurance was posted on X/Twitter by Kevin McCaffrey on July 24, 2021, and received over 205,000 likes: "Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money…
“Health is not injected”
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“Healthy eagles come from America. Ill eagles come from Mexico”
"Ill eagle" sounds like "illegal." "Why are there so many ill eagles in Mexico? Since they’re the national bird of the US, shouldn’t we be helping them?" was…
“Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect”
"Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. "Healthy eating is a sign of loving your body" was posted on Twitter on May…
“Hear about the narcoleptic Chinese cook? He was always sleep wokking”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
“Hear it now, watch it tonight, read about it tomorrow” (radio-television-newspaper adage)
"Hear it now/today, see/watch it tonight, read (about) it tomorrow" was a popular radio saying. Radio allowed people to "hear it now/today," or people could "see/watch it…
“Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee”
"Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee" is a suggestion that has been printed on many images. "A keg but for iced coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Jennifer Baxley• on March…
“Heard ye ma’s an anti vaxxer, calls herself Mrs. Doubtpfizer”
"Mrs. Doubtpfizer" was posted on Twitter by Matt Sullivan on December 20, 2020. The name is a portmanteau of Mrs. Doubtfire (a 1993 American comedy-drama film) and Prfizer (an American…
“Heart attack in a bag”
"Heart attack in a bag" is a meal loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack in a bag" is cited in print since at least January 1995 and first described fast…
“Heart attack in a bottle” (“Heart attack in a can”)
"Heart attack in a bottle" (or "heart attack in a can") is a product loaded with potential artery-cloggers. "Heart attack in a can" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart attack on a bun” (“Cholesterol on a bun”)
"Heart attack on a bun" (or "cholesterol on a bun") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a bun" is cited in print since at least…