“Hey vegetarians, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
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“Hey Walmart, don’t be pissed at me for not scanning everything” (joke)
Many people dislike the self-checkout at stores like Walmart. "Hey @Walmart don't be pissed at me for not scanning everything You literally have me zero training before promoting me to…
“Hey, bartender!”
"Hey, bartender!" is an iconic phrase, popularized as the title of a 1954 song by Floyd Dixon and repopularized when that song made the album Briefcase Full of Blues (1978), by the Blues…
“Hey, does anyone have a charger? My milk is only at 2%”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk. It's not like a phone at 2% power, but there are jokes. "I think I need new WiFi my milk is only at 2% and I got it a week ago.…
“Hey, don’t call me a cynic but I’m starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping..
"Hey, don’t call me a cynic but I’m starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping pedophiles who run our government might not have our best interests in mind" (shown with…
“Hey, hey! Ho, ho! (Person/thing) has got to go!” (protest chant)
"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! (Person/thing) has got to go!" has become a standard protest chant. In the early 1950s, it was a sports cheer, with the familiar "got to go" replaced by…
“Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again”
"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again" is a jocular "mind your own business" saying that has been printed on many images. "HEY...I found your nose n my…
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open”
"My door is always open" -- meaning that one is welcome -- is what some administrators and businesspeople say. "If anyone out there is interested in learning how to fix hinges, my…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and your back didn’t hurt?”
"Remember when you didn't need coffee to function and your back didn't hurt?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in October 2019, but…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?”
"Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker probably has…
“Hey, Rube!” (circus cry)
"Hey, Rube!" was the rallying cry of employees of the circus in the 1800s. The traveling circus often had fights with the local townspeople, and the cry was a call for help (often to…
“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”
Many people confuse Amazon Alexa with Siri. "'Siri, why do I suck with women?' 'I'm Alexa you fuck'" was posted on Twitter by WallStreetBets on October 17, 2020.…
“Hey, what are you doing in the supermarket?” (joke)
A supermarket shopping joke has been printed on many images: "I hate when people see me at the super market and are like. 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I'm like, 'Oh you…
“Hi everybody, and a pleasant good evening to you, wherever you may be” (Vin Scully catchphrase)
New York City-born sportscaster Vin Scully (1927-2022) broadcast Brooklyn Dodgers games in 1950 and continued with the Dodgers for 67 years, ending with a Los Angeles Dodgers broadcast in 2016.…
“Hi Friday! I’ve been looking for you since Monday”
"Hi Friday! I’ve been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "HI FRIDAY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU SINCE MONDAY" was posted…
“HI, HOW ARE YOU” (Daniel Johnston artwork)
"HI, HOW ARE YOU" was a music cassette released by Austin-based artist Daniel Johnston in 1983. In 1994, Johnston painted a space frog-like design (the animal has been called…
“Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”/ “Sorry, we only accept cash.”
A restaurant joke was posted on an image on imgflip on September 10, 2022: (The following is shown on an image. A customer -- it appears to be a Subway restaurant -- is looking to buy a cookie. --…
“Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock…” (joke)
“Hickory Dickory Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. A joke was told on radio and printed in the Sheboygan (WI) Press on September 8, 1936: "Hickory dickory dock...Two mice ran up…
“Hickory dickory dock, two mice ran up the clock…” (joke)
“Hickory Dickory Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. A joke was told on radio and printed in the Sheboygan (WI) Press on September 8, 1936: "Hickory dickory dock...Two mice ran up…
“Hide from wind, run from water” (hurricane adage)
"Hide from (the) wind, run from (the) water" is a saying that has been used from Florida to Texas by emergency management teams for hurricane preparedness. The author of the saying is…