“Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed”
"Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on September 28, 2010. The joke was reposted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on March 10,…
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“Cowboys go ‘yee haw’ and ninjas go ‘hee yaw’”
Cowboys say "yeehaw." "Cowboys go 'Yee-Haw!' Ninjas go 'Hi-Ya!'" was posted on Twitter by JoeBriscoe on November 14, 2011. "Just realized cowboys go yee…
“Cowboys: Scrape shit from boots before entering” (sign)
"Cowboys: Scrape shit from boots before entering” is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "And the beer-drinking crowd at the Frontier Bar -- a place festooned in cattle…
“Cowgirls Rule” (from earlier “Girls Rule, Boys Drool”)
"Cowgirls rule!" appears frequently on T-shirts for girls, especially young girls. This saying is seemingly taken from the earlier and slightly longer "Girls rule, boys drool"…
“Coworker: Why do you call everyone ‘fucker’? Me: It’s gender neutral.”
"Coworker: Why do you call everyone 'fucker'? Me: It's gender neutral" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Coworker: Why do you call everyone…
“Cows eat grass. Therefore, steak is plant-based meat”
"Plant-based meat" is a popular term. Some people joke that if the animal that they're eating has a plant-based diet, that is "plant-based meat." "Cows eat grass.…
“CPR is just the human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again”
"CPR is (just) the human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "CPR is the human…
“Crab rangoons imply the existence of crab rangoblins”
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
“Cracked windows are a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
“Crackers are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Cranberries are traditionally served at Thanksgiving to commemorate those pilgrims who suffered urinary tract infections”
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t wanna be wet”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”
Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019: "Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy" was posted on X/Twitter by Jessica 🐥 on March 19, 2019, and the tweet received over 217,000 likes. Many people…
“Cranberry sauce is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Crank up that A.C. till it’s blowing snowballs” (very hot)
"Crank up that A.C. (air conditioning) till it's blowing snowballs" means that it's very hot and the air conditioning must do extra work. "Did they crank up the AC?! Its…
“Crash for cash” (auto insurance fraud)
Entry in progress -- B.P."flash for cash" OCLC WorldCat recordCrash for CashAuthor: I W FiskEdition/Format: Article : EnglishPublication: Police: The Law Enforcement Magazine, v18 n11…
“Crawdaddy implies the existence of a crawmommy”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
“Crawdads imply the existence of crawmoms”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…