"Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol…

Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019:

“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.”

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Jessica Rumo
@itsOnly_Jessica
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
5:11 AM · Mar 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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☯️ eat ass for breakfast
@RomarioKeen
Cranberry juice taste like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy
9:23 AM · Mar 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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My sweet brother Numpsey
@iKeepzit1Hunnit
Hard to argue this RT @itsOnly_Jessica: Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
12:13 PM · Mar 19, 2019·TweetCaster for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] March 20, 2019
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but is too shy.

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youngCEO
@kaRateChoPyoLiP
Cranberry juice taste like it wanted to be alcohol but was too shy.
8:18 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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chuddy
@tz_chuddy
Cranberry juice tastes like what wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy to be…
A little splash of vodka and it’s all grown up!!!
3:03 AM · Jul 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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~|Sophie|~
@pieceoftrash102
I relate to cranberry juice cocktail, because it’s like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy to do it, like same
12:50 PM · Aug 3, 2019·Twitter for iPad

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/31moreyears December 29, 2019
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol so bad but it’s shy.

“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”