“Cows eat grass. Therefore, steak is plant-based meat”
“Plant-based meat” is a popular term. Some people joke that if the animal that they’re eating has a plant-based diet, that is “plant-based meat.”
“Cows eat grass. Therefore beef is just a form of processed grass. Therefore it must be suitable for vegetarians” was posted on Twitter by Bottle Blond Scot on April 2, 2011. “cows eat grass therefore steak is a plant derived product” was posted on Twitter by Sundowner on April 15, 2016. “Cows eat grass, there fore my steak is plant based meat” was posted on Twitter by Joshua Wood on June 13, 2019. “Cows eat grass. Therefore, steak is plant-based meat” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by David Voth on August 6, 2022.
Wikipedia: Meat alternative
A meat alternative or meat substitute (also called plant-based meat or fake meat, sometimes pejoratively) is a food product made from vegetarian or vegan ingredients, eaten as a replacement for meat. Meat alternatives typically approximate qualities of specific types of meat, such as mouthfeel, flavor, appearance, or chemical characteristics. Plant- and fungus-based substitutes are frequently made with soy (e.g. tofu, tempeh, and textured vegetable protein), but may also be made from wheat gluten as in seitan, pea protein as in the Beyond Burger, or mycoprotein as in Quorn.
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Bottle Blond Scot
@bottleblondscot
Cows eat grass. Therefore beef is just a form of processed grass. Therefore it must be suitable for vegetarians.
8:48 AM · Apr 2, 2011·Seesmic
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neondeception
@neondeception
Replying to @cherokee_autumn
@cherokee_autumn you are what you eat. Cows eat grass. Therefore beef is a plant.
8:09 PM · Jul 15, 2013·Plume for Android
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Tony Seifart 🇺🇦
@tonyseifart
Replying to @heeelize
@elizeburger it’s like my theory: cows eat grass. Therefore steak = processed vegetables. So it must be healthy.
3:29 AM · Aug 30, 2013·Echofon
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Papa slrp
@MALink3
Beef is made from cows. Cows eat grass. Therefore, beef = salad
10:57 PM · Mar 9, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Sundowner
@sundowner434
cows eat grass therefore steak is a plant derived product.
6:09 PM · Apr 15, 2016·TweetDeck
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Michael B
@flash3917
Replying to @JeffBrown781 @pwn3d781 and @landoncassill
cows eat grass, therefore all burger patties are plant based
11:00 AM · Jan 4, 2017·Twitter for Windows
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ParsingAmerica
@NoChromeHD
Of course there is. Cows eat grass, therefore, plant based.
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Stephen Hayes
@stephenfhayes
· Apr 3, 2018
There is no such thing as “plant-based meat.” https://twitter.com/axios/status/981264575969595396
4:28 PM · Apr 3, 2018·Twitter for Android
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The Corleone, fettuccine Capone
@EmmeranG
Cows eat grass therefore beef is plant based don’t @ me.
3:54 PM · Jul 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Joshua Wood
@joshuawood12
Replying to @jaronlukas @McDonalds and 2 others
Cows eat grass, there fore my steak is plant based meat.
4:33 PM · Jun 13, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Deep State Space Force Commander🚀
@FPGarvin
Replying to @AllEarsNet
Cows eat grass, therefore cows are plant based, ergo my burger is plant-based.
2nd generation plant-based, but still…
9:12 PM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter for Android
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🐲 whatareya? 💉💉💉
@rzester
Cows eat grass. Therefore steak is plant based. So technically I’m vegan.
6:43 AM · Sep 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Trucking Maggot
@Thefurrytrucker
I’m happy to say I’ve been eating plant based meat all my life.
Cows eat grass, don’t they?
1:23 PM · Mar 14, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Dan Block
@watchdan
Replying to @JustinB90072145 and @NatHarooni
Cows eat grass. Therefore beef is plant based meat.
9:58 PM · Jun 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Deplorable Pro-Life Neanderthal
@Avnrulz
Replying to @JackPosobiec
Cows eat grass.
Grass is a plant.
Beef is plant based meat.
9:03 AM · Oct 27, 2021·Twitter Web App
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MrRellSmooth
@TWJRSR
Replying to @rwellington2
Cows eat grass. Therefore becoming plant based meat. 😎
9:25 AM · Mar 9, 2022·Twitter for Android
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old and grumpy
@SilverBack_2010
Replying to @GBNEWS
cows eat grass, therefore are plant based
2:19 AM · Mar 16, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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OddHacks | FutureWave
@OddHacks
Replying to @JHartFlips and @CoachJoeHart
Cows eat grass, therefore beef = plant-based.
11:22 AM · Mar 26, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Proud To Be Canadian
August 5, 2022 at 12:31 PM ·
Logic adds up to me!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Cows eat grass
Therefore: Steak is
plant-based meat
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David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Cows eat grass…
Therefore, #Steak is plant-based meat.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:11 PM · Aug 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Ray Gruenfelder
August 7, 2022 at 7:03 AM ·
If cows eat grass, does that make steak a plant based meat?