“Binary star systems imply the existence of non-binary star systems”
"Binary stars imply that there's an non-binary star" was posted on Twitter by Allison on October 15, 2020. "binary stars imply the existence of nonbinary stars" was posted…
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“Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Retweeted Saxbys Coffee (@Saxbys): Roses are red Mornings are…
“Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Give me my damn coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Roses are red, violets are blue, coffee is brown, mmmmmmm coffee" was…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
“Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Coffee is brown. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Caffeine”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
Jewdiciary (Jew + judiciary)
Entry in progress -- BP Urban DictionaryJewdiciarynoun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.3.jewish judges collectively.adjective 4.…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m bad at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mondays are hard. I need coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“Income Tax: The fine you pay for thriving too fast”
"Income Tax: The fine you pay for thriving too fast" was printed in an ad in The Daily Olympian (Olympia, WA) on March 3, 1961. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Income tax is…
“Americans are getting stringer. 20 years ago, it took two adults to carry $50 worth of groceries”
A popular inflation joke has needed inflated numbers, from $10 to $100. "A friend of this column thinks Americans are getting stronger as the years go by. As proof, he points out that back in…
“The problem with close-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“Income tax is the fine you pay for thriving so fast”
"Income Tax: The fine you pay for thriving too fast" was printed in an ad in The Daily Olympian (Olympia, WA) on March 3, 1961. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Income tax is…
“That’s what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things”
"That's what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- also with "beer" or "wine"…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…