“Stop killing bulls to make Red Bull” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
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“Instead of a condom, I carry a towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding chicken wings…”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Fall vibe: drinking too much coffee on an empty stomach & visibly shaking til dinner”
"my fall look this year is drinking my coffee on an empty stomach & visibly shaking until lunch time" was posted on Facebook by Jennifer Woodside on December 28, 2018. The saying is…
“My fall look this year is drinking my coffee on an empty stomach & visibly shaking until lunch”
"my fall look this year is drinking my coffee on an empty stomach & visibly shaking until lunch time" was posted on Facebook by Jennifer Woodside on December 28, 2018. The saying is…
“It’s officially that ‘wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon’ type of weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“Life needs more beer, bonfires and less drama”
"Life needs more beer, bonfires and less drama" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life needs more beer, bonfires and less drama!" was posted on Twitter by…
“It’s officially ‘wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon’ weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Fifty female pigs plus fifty male deer equals one hundred sows and bucks”
A joke tells an easy way to get rich. Get 50 female pigs and 50 male deer and you will have one hundred sows and bucks ($100,000, or "one hundred thousand bucks"). The joke has been cited…
“When did my muffin top turn into a 5-layer cake?”
"When did my muffin top turn into a 5-layer cake?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the speaker has gone from one roll of fat to several.…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at tequila”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“In terms of money, we have no money”
"In terms of money, we have no money" -- that is, we're broke -- was said by the character Gru in the movie Despicable Me (2010). The saying has been shown on many memes. "In…
“In terms of money, I have no money”
"In terms of money, we have no money" -- that is, we're broke -- was said by the character Gru in the movie Despicable Me (2010). The saying has been shown on many memes. "In…
“The revolution will be memed”
"The revolution will not be televised" (1970) is a poem and song by Gil Scott-Heron (1949-2011). "The revolution will be memed" is a popular meme. "the revolution will be…
“My muffin top is now a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…
“Today, I woke up and realized my muffin top has become a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…
“That awkward moment when you’ve realized your muffin top has now become a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…
“Anarchy doesn’t mean chaos or disorder. It means freedom from an oppressive centralised authority”
"Anarchy doesn’t mean chaos or disorder, it means freedom from an oppressive centralised/centralized authority with a monopoly on force" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Remember when the colonists stood in line to register their muskets? Me neither”
"Remember when the colonists stood in line to register their muskets? Me either" is a Second Amendment (right to bear arms) saying that has been printed on several images. The saying…
“Looks like my muffin top is turning into a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…