“Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.” / “What year, sir?” / “Right now.”
Restaurant waiters sometimes ask their customers what year they want their wines from, and there’s a popular joke that has been featured in comic strips. The misunderstanding customers usually demand the wine “now.”
“Fellow dining at La Popette ordered a bottle of wine. Asked what year he said ‘Now’” was printed in the Daily News (New York, NY) on April 16, 1966. “Dialogue at The Grenadier: ‘And waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine’ ... ‘Yes, sir—what year?’ ... ‘Well, I’d like it right now’” was printed by syndicated New York City entertainment columnist Earl Wilson in the Lubbock (TX) Avalanche-Journal on January 5, 1973.
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16 April 1966, Daily News (New York, NY), “Dream Street” by Robert Sylvester, pg. C16, col. 1:
Fellow dining at La Popette ordered a bottle of wine. Asked what year he said “Now.”
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5 January 1973, Lubbock (TX) Avalanche-Journal, “In New York” with Earl Wilson, pg. 10-D, col. 5:
Dialogue at The Grenadier: “And waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine” ... “Yes, sir—what year?” ... “Well, I’d like it right now.”
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11 May 1978, Leicester (UK) Mercury, “View point” by Joan Stephens, pg. 6, col. 5:
FOLLOWING my recent article on wine, a colleague related the story of a customer in a restaurant who asked the waiter to bring him a bottle of red wine with his meal.
“What year sir?” asked the waiter.
“What year?” repeated the customer indignantly. “I want it NOW.”
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17 March 1983, Philadelphia (PA) Daily News, “By Larry Fields, pg. 43, col. 2:
This guy was dining last night at Franchin’s, the restaurant on Rt. 70 and the Racetrack Circle in Cherry Hill, N.J., and he said, “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.” The waiter asked, “What year, sir?” The guy sighed, “I’d like it now!”
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15 May 1984, The Sun (Flagstaff, AZ), “Hi Neighbor” by Burl L. Lyons, pg. 4, col. 2:
This couple were having dinner in a fine restaurant and the man asked the waiter to bring a bottle of red wine.
“What year?” asked the waiter.
“Right now, we want to have it with our dinner.”
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The Reader’s Digest
1984
Pg. 20:
RESTAURANT PATRON: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.”
Waiter: “What year, sir?”
Patron: “Well =, I’d like it right now.”
—Earl Wilson, Field Newspaper Syndicate
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11 August 1984, Today (Cocoa, FL), “Scramlets” puzzle, pg. 5D, col. 5:
Customer: “I’d like a bottle of wine.”
Waiter: “Certainly. What year?”
Customer: I’d like it RIGHT NOW.”
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2 April 1985, Muscatine (IA) Journal, “Thru Ethel’s Window” by Ethel Hanft, pg. 3B, col. 1:
Diner. “I’d like a bottle of wine.
Waiter. “What year?”
Diner. “Now.”
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27 September 1985, Current-Argus (Carlsbad, NM), “Bottoms Up!” by Jack Trice (ad for Variety Package), pg. 9, col. 6:
My wife and I were having dinner in Albuquerque and playing the part of wealthy tourists she asked the waiter for a bottle of wine. “What year madam?” asked the waiter. “Well we’d kinda like to have it tonight coz we have to be home tomorrow night,” she said.
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5 January 1986, The Courier-Journal (Louisville, KY), “Funnybone,” Sunday magazine, pg. 21, col. 2:
A restaurant customer decided to order a bottle of wine with his dinner.
“What year?” asked the waiter.
“What year?” the customer asked, surprised. “I would like to have it right now.”
Mrs. Leroy Logsdon, Bardstown, Ky.
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7 April 1989, The Island Packet (Hilton Head, SC), “Hägar the Horrible” comic strip by Chris Browne, pg. 5-C, col. 4:
Hägar the Horrible: I WANT A BOTTLE OF WINE
Waiter: WHAT YEAR?
Hägar the Horrible: THINGS COULD BE PRETTY NASTY IF I DON’T GET IT THIS YEAR
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3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
By Charles Foxgrover, Anne Kostick and Michael J. Pellowski
New York, NY: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
1998
Pg. 151:
Diner: Waiter, bring me a bottle of wine, please.
Waiter: What year?
Diner: This year! We’d like to drink it with our dinner!
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11 March 2000, News Journal (Mansfield, OH), “Wizard of Id” comic strip by Brant Parker and Johnny Hart, pg. 7D, col. 1:
Bar Customer: I’D LIKE A BOTTLE OF WINE
Bartender: WHAT YEAR?
Bar Customer: WHAT YEAR? I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!
Another Bar Customer: YOU’RE NOT A CONNOISSEUR ARE YOU?
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Waiter: “What year, sir?”
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Restaurant patron: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.”
Waiter: “What year, sir?”
Patron: “Well, I’d like it right now.”