“My friend is a qualified greengrocer. He has lettuce after his name”
People with many degrees have many letters after their names. This shouldn't be confused with "lettuce" after a name, but there are jokes. "Q: Why was the rabbit called Peter…
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“My friend has just passed his master’s degree in salad studies. He now has lettuce after his name”
People with many degrees have many letters after their names. This shouldn't be confused with "lettuce" after a name, but there are jokes. "Q: Why was the rabbit called Peter…
“Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some music and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“Put your hair in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“What goes great with a Coronavirus?”/“Lime disease.”
Corona is a pale lager produced by Constellation Brands in Mexico for export to the United States. Corona is traditionally served with a wedge of lime or lemon in the neck of the bottle. In 2020,…
“What goes great with a Coronavirus?”/“Lyme disease.”
Corona is a pale lager produced by Constellation Brands in Mexico for export to the United States. Corona is traditionally served with a wedge of lime or lemon in the neck of the bottle. In 2020,…
“Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“A thief believes everybody steals” (proverb)
"A thief believes everybody steals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Rather than find personal fault, the thief believes -- or wants to believe -- that everyone else is…
“You can say ‘have a nice day,’ but ‘enjoy your next 24 hours’ sounds threatening”
"Have a nice day" is a common greeting. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" essentially means the same thing, but sounds threatening, as if a person will experience trouble the next day.…
“Turning on your lights and sirens after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
"Turning on your lights and siren(s) after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has been caught speeding by…
“Turning on your lights and sirens after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
"Turning on your lights and siren(s) after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has been caught speeding by…
“Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
"Turning on your lights and siren(s) after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has been caught speeding by…
“Turning on your lights and siren after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
"Turning on your lights and siren(s) after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has been caught speeding by…
“What did one potato chip say to the other?”/“Shall we go for a dip?”
A potato chip riddle is: Q: What did one potato chip say to the other?A: "Shall we go for a dip?" "Dip" can mean "a swim" or "a dipping sauce." The joke has…
“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office” (joke)
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
“I just won a reward for most secretive person in the office” (joke)
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
“You can say ‘have a nice day,’ but ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ sounds threatening”
"Have a nice day" is a common greeting. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" essentially means the same thing, but sounds threatening, as if a person will experience trouble the next day.…
“A man went into a library and asked, ‘Do you have any books on shelves?’” (joke)
A popular library joke has a man ask a librarian a simple -- but misunderstood -- question. “I was doing some DIY at home, so I went to the library and said, `Have you got any books on……
“A man went into a library and asked, ‘Do you have any books on shelving?’” (joke)
A popular library joke has a man ask a librarian a simple -- but misunderstood -- question. “I was doing some DIY at home, so I went to the library and said, `Have you got any books on……