"If you have a threesome, you have the recommended…

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused “social distancing,” with people six feet away from one another.

“The threesome put me within 6 feet of people #SoIHadToGetTested” was posted on Twitter by Ray*mond Li*terally on March 15, 2020. “I am teetering back and forth between taking everything extremely seriously, and making ‘there are 6 feet’ threesome jokes” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Doebereiner on March 24, 2020.

“If you have a threesome, you have the recommended six feet between you” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 26, 2020.

Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

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Ray*mond Li*terally
@madbarrister
The threesome put me within 6 feet of people #SoIHadToGetTested
10:01 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Socially Distant Jam Rose
@JaimeKay
Replying to @_SweetSarahDee and @Your_Pal_Billy
This needs to be a socially distant threesome where we stay 6 feet away from each other.
12:00 PM · Mar 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Sarah Doebereiner
@SarahDoeberiner
I am teetering back and forth between taking everything extremely seriously, and making ‘there are 6 feet’ threesome jokes. So, basically fine on this end.
12:21 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Modern Duck
@duck_modern
Replying to @Stop_Trump20
When you say six feet to trump he thinks you’re talking about a threesome.
4:50 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPad

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Words
@two_meanings
Six feet apart is a threesome.
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Curtis Kingsley
@CurtisKingsley
· 13h
I was bored last night so I got a prostitute for the first time. It wasn’t quite what I was expecting. We stood 6 feet apart, held our breath and then she went home.
11:07 AM · Mar 26, 2020·TweetDeck

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Brainsonastick March 26, 2020
If you have a threesome
You have the recommended six feet between you.

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Mal Ryan
@WagstaffHarold
Replying to @SarahjevsEvans
To be fair, the threesome did claim they were keeping 6 feet apart.
12:51 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App

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The Dagda
@Willbe13114556
If you have a threesome
You have the recommended six feet between you.
2:31 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Coby - The Test-Tube Drake
@Cobanyte
Did you know if you have a threesome you’re social distancing?
Because there’s 6 feet between you.
4:55 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Wes
@candid_canid
social
distancing threesomes
Handshake
six feet
6:26 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for Android

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LyraFae
@LizLeight
If you have a threesome,
You have the recommended six feet between you.
@arkypoo909
#badjokethursday
7:41 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App