“Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes”
"Erasers sacrifice their own bodies for your mistakes" was posted on Twitter by meg on November 11, 2013. "Your eraser sacrifices itself for your mistakes everyday" was posted…
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“Field hockey is fast golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Field hockey is aggressive golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Field hockey is running golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a brews?”
"Bruise" shouldn't be confused with "brews," but there are jokes. "If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a... Brews?" was posted on Twitter by Doc…
“Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7”
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry” is a shopping adage that has been cited in print since at least 1971. "Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the…
“Reading won’t solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework”
"Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that reading is more fun than…
“You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“There are two kinds of people: Coffee people and sad people”
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
“There are two types of people: Coffee people and sad people”
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
“Coffee is my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety’s like third or fourth”
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve worn this for 20 years and it still fits.”/“It’s a scarf.”
Someone is in good shape when an old piece of clothing still fits, right? This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on October 4, 2011 (originally on the Sickipedia website) and has been…
“I consider page 2 of Google results the dark web”
What is the dark web? It's a mysterious part of the web that is not indexed. However, to many, the dark web is Google search page two (where they never go). "I suspect 'the dark…
“There’s banana juice, but bananas don’t have juice”
Bananas do not have juice, so how is there banana juice? Bananas are usually blended with other ingredients, such as grapefruit or milk. "Do banana's really have juice? I mean, I'm…
“Pre-school rules and bar rules are the same. You piss your pants, you go home”
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…
“Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home”
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…
“Just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there’s no reason to try pot roast”
"Found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there's no use in trying the pot roast..." is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by "good luck chuck"…
“My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls…”
A call from the boss can put fear into an employee. "My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls you into their office" was posted on Twitter…
“Coughs and sneezes spread diseases”
"Coughs and sneezes spread diseases" is a frequent public health campaign saying that has been printed on many images. "A Careless Sneeze Will Spread Disease. Use a Handkerchief If…