“Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last I expected to use”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many people of how they used to avoid cooties.
   
“OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE 😏” was posted on Facebook by Shawn Pershall on March 27, 2020.
     
“Of all the things I learned in elementary school, how to avoid cooties was the LAST thing I actually thought I’d use”—with “elementary” school instead of “grade” school—was posted on Facebook by Denise McHugh on April 2, 2020.
 
 
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
     
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Shawn Pershall
March 27, 2020 at 2:17 PM ·
OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE 😏
 
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edrforshey
@edrforshey
Little Humor. Of all the things I learned in grade school how to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use
8:43 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Enchanted Fairy Festival York, PA
April 1, 2020 at 11:13 AM ·
OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE
 
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I’m Dah Fire Dude
@TOffroader
OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE Smirking face
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1:30 PM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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Denise McHugh
April 2, 2020 at 8:16 AM ·
Of all the things I learned in elementary school, how to avoid cooties was the LAST thing I actually thought I’d use
 
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Tracy Mason
@tracylynn0220
Of all the things I learned in grade school, learning how to avoid the ‘cooties’ was the last one I expected to use
1:12 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
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@tlhicks713
Of all the things I learned in elementary school, how to avoid cooties was the last thing I ever expected to use.
6:16 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Obadiah Legalist
@LloydsProdigal
Of all the things I learned in elementary school, how to avoid cooties was the thing I least expected to use as an adult.
2:46 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPad
 
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Floyd
@DicksRoommate
Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use. #QuarentineLife #SocialDistancing #COVIDー19 #CoronavirusPandemic #ThursdayThoughts
9:05 AM · Apr 9, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Donna McWhorter Pass
April 11, 2020 at 2:40 PM ·
Of all the things I learned in elementary school, how to avoid cooties is the last one I expected to use…