“Mayo is just sandwich lube”
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
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“Once you start scooping salsa instead of just dipping salsa, you’re officially an adult”
Can chips and salsa help identify those who have reached adulthood? "Growing up is scooping your chip in the salsa rather than just dipping it in to get the juice with no chunks" was…
“You’re only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on & the friends you party with”
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…
“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours’”
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours’”
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
“Let’s get this weekend going, people! That wine ain’t gonna pour itself!”
"Let's get this weekend going, people! That wine ain't gonna pour itself!" (or "Let's get this weekend started, people! This wine ain't gonna pour itself")…
“There’s regular crazy and then there’s crazy with an internet connection crazy”
"There's regular crazy and then there's crazy with an internet connection crazy" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Pax Paxochka…
“Let’s get this weekend started, people! This wine ain’t gonna pour itself!”
"Let's get this weekend going, people! That wine ain't gonna pour itself!" (or "Let's get this weekend started, people! This wine ain't gonna pour itself")…
“A pencil is an acoustic pen”
Is a pencil just an acoustic pen? “’@Korpsay: pencils are acoustic pens’ deep” was posted on Twitter by hannah on February 8, 2014. "True but as @Nega_Max knowledgeably once told us…
“Coconut water tastes like water that’s already been in someone’s mouth”
Many people do not like coconut water. "Coconut water tastes like water that's already been in someone's mouth" is a saying that as been printed on many images. “'Coconut…
“People crying about stepping on Legos have never heard of Jacks!”
People (mostly parents) cry about stepping on Legos, but, in an earlier generation (1950s-1970s), people were crying about stepping on Jacks. "People crying about stepping on Legos have never…
“Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline?”/“Jerry can.”
"Jerrycan" (a liquid container) is sometimes given "Jerry can" riddles. "Do you know who can drink 20L of water? Jerry can" was posted on Twitter by Kester Tay on…
“I’ve just booked a table for Valentine’s Day. I hope she likes pool”
Valentine's Day tables -- at restaurants -- usually have to be booked in advance. A Valentines Day joke about "booking a table" has been printed on several images. "Ive booked a…
“Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day. I hope she likes snooker”
Valentine's Day tables -- at restaurants -- usually have to be booked in advance. A Valentines Day joke about "booking a table" has been printed on several images. "Ive booked a…
“If you unfriend me and later send another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee”
"If you unfriend me and later decide to send me another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee" is a jocular social media saying that has been
“Who can drink 20 liters of gasoline?”/“Jerry can.”
"Jerrycan" (a liquid container) is sometimes given "Jerry can" riddles. "Do you know who can drink 20L of water? Jerry can" was posted on Twitter by Kester Tay on…
“Field hockey is combat golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Don’t let the government take away your favorite side dish. They’re trying to disenfrenchfries you”
"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
MAGA (Microsoft, Apple, Google and Amazon)
"MAGA" (meaning "Make America Great Again") was popularized in by Donald Trump in his 2016 presidential campaign. “'Trump's meeting with tech CEOS: Immigration,…
“A weatherman was sacked because of cold, gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy”
"Mr. Nice Guy" shouldn't be confused with "mist and ice guy," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (it was probably originally on the Sickipedia…