“After drinking whisky, driving is risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
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“After drinking whiskey, driving is risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After whiskey, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“Google now hiring! No need to apply. We already have all of your data”
"Google now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all (of) your data/information" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Google is an internet company that collects…
“After whisky, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“Never let your fear decide your future”
"Don't/Never let your fear(s) decide your future" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dont let your fear decide your future“ was posted on Twitter by…
“Legalize marinara”
"Legalize marinara" -- a joke on "Legalize marijuana" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular at Italian-American restaurants.…
“I scream. You scream. The police come. It’s awkward”
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream" is a popular chant. "I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward" is a jocular variation that has been printed…
“Beware of the dog. And the cat is not trustworthy, either”
"Beware of (the) dog. And the cat is not trustworthy, either" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. “Beware of the dog. And the cat is not trustworthy either!” was…
“I’ll have the mouse, please.”/“That’s mousse, sir.”
"Mousse" shouldn't be confused with "mouse" or "moose," but there are jokes. Wikipedia: MousseA mousse (/ˈmuːs/; French: [mus]; "foam") is a soft…
“Google now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all your information”
"Google now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all (of) your data/information" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Google is an internet company that collects…
“All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders” (restaurant sign)
"All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders" is a jocular restaurant sign that has been printed on many images. "WRITTEN IN A RESTAURANT :All our waiters are married,…
“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us”
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…
“Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine”
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
“I’ve done a survey on how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering”
"Staggering" can mean "the motion of someone who staggers" (noun) and "incredible" or "amazing" (adjective). A pun was posted on Twitter by Me Lord (and…
“People say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a big bottle of wine is the way to go”
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Laughter is the best medicine. Or gin. Whatever”
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or gin. Whatever" (or "Some say laughter is the best medicine. I prefer gin") is…
“Just text us when you’re here. There’s no need to knock and get the dogs involved”
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…
“Mayonnaise is sandwich lube”
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
“You are only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on & the friends you roll with”
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…