“Volume measurement disputes are settled at the Supreme Quart”
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
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“Just once, I’d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur”
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
“Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? "FACT: Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are.…
“Open faced sandwiches are just fancy toast”
Many people do not consider an open-faced sandwich to be a sandwich. An open-faced sandwich has been described as "fancy toast." "There is a fine line between what constitutes fancy…
“I saw a spider at the gym. He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“The two happiest days in a time traveler’s life…” (joke)
“The two happiest days of a man’s life—the day he bought the boat and the day he sold the boat” is a well known joke. "The two happiest days in a time traveler's life: The day…
“Every day is leg day at the gym if you’re a spider”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“It’s always leg day at a spider gym”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“Natural immunity is science. Just not the revenue generating kind”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "natural immunity" as immunity "acquired from exposure to the disease organism through infection with the actual disease."…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exercising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exorcising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“What do earthquakes have for breakfast?”/“Panquakes.”
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
“Applesauce is not a sauce. It’s a purée”
Many people believe that applesauce should not be called a sauce, but a purée. The Wikipedia entry for "purée" states: "Purées of specific foods are often known by specific names,…
“What do they have for breakfast in earthquake zones?”/“Panquakes.”
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
“What did the tectonic plates have for breakfast?”/“Panquakes.”
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
Panquake (pan/pancake + earthquake)
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
“Air fryers are the easy bake ovens many of us never got as children”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Tacos are edible folders”
Tacos have been compared to folders. "Lol tacos are just meat folders" was posted on Twitter by Shampagne on July 1, 2015. "don't think of them as tacos. Think of them as deep…
“What do seismologists eat for breakfast?”/“Panquakes and shakin’.”
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
“Tacos are just meat folders”
Tacos have been compared to folders. "Lol tacos are just meat folders" was posted on Twitter by Shampagne on July 1, 2015. "don't think of them as tacos. Think of them as deep…