“Badminton implies the existence of goodminton”
There is a sport called “badminton.” There is no sport called “goodminton” or “worseminton,” but there are jokes.
“Goodminton, badminton, worseminton” was printed on the newsgroup lacontactimprovnewsletter on August 9, 2008. “Badminton and Worseminton #terriblegames” was posted on Twitter by John Shepherd on January 14, 2011. “Badminton. Worseminton. Worstminton” was posted on Twitter by “arya is fully vaccinated” on June 25, 2011. “badminton > worseminton” was posted on Twitter by Demetri Martin on June 10, 2015.
“I’ve never gotten into Badminton because Badminton implies the existence of a Goodminton and I’d like to try that one instead” was posted on Twitter by Danny Fogarty on May 1, 2019. “Badminton implies the existence of goodminton” was posted on Twitter by Danjiro on November 17, 2019. “The word ‘badminton’ implies the existence of a more positive ‘goodminton’” was posted on Twitter by nathanael helder on November 20, 2019. “Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton and Alrightminton” was posted on Twitter by Give Me Content Or Give Me Death on March 12, 2021.
Wikipedia: Badminton
Badminton is a racquet sport played using racquets to hit a shuttlecock across a net. Although it may be played with larger teams, the most common forms of the game are “singles” (with one player per side) and “doubles” (with two players per side). Badminton is often played as a casual outdoor activity in a yard or on a beach; formal games are played on a rectangular indoor court. Points are scored by striking the shuttlecock with the racquet and landing it within the opposing side’s half of the court.
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Aug 9, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
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Goodminton, badminton, worseminton, and…
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Silent Rocco
@silentrocco
Trying to get a worseminton to a betterminton. #badminton
10:52 AM · May 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Juuso Liukkonen
@JLiukkonen
Today I show how to turn badminton into worseminton.
9:59 AM · Oct 14, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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John Shepherd
@johnshepherd
Badminton and Worseminton #terriblegames
7:39 PM · Jan 14, 2011·TweetDeck
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Pfized Up
@EricTheWhite
Worseminton. #Rejectedsports
10:25 PM · Feb 24, 2011·Echofon
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gothy kendoll roy
@allegramiriam
Gym class keeps going from badminton… to worseminton.
11:46 AM · May 23, 2011·Twitter for Android
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arya is fully vaccinated #teamAZ
@kelakuan
Badminton. Worseminton. Worstminton.
7:02 AM · Jun 25, 2011·erased734497
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@chesterdee
Badminton, worseminton, worstminton..
2:43 PM · Jul 31, 2012·Echofon
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Ash Millott
@AshMillott
From bad to worseminton #lympics
10:02 AM · Aug 1, 2012·TweetDeck
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Cam
@CamSullivanFM
If you don’t like badminton, its a safe bet you wont like worseminton.
6:35 PM · Aug 1, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Mbak Bitjes
@bitchestalk
If there’s badminton, then there’s should be betterminton and goodminton and worseminton. (Ini @benzbara_)
1:14 AM · Aug 3, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry
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M. Husni
@MHus_
Badminton, betterminton, goodminton and now worseminton.
6:45 PM · Aug 3, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Roy Jenkins
@NotRoyJenkins
Badminton is never good until worseminton happens.
10:07 AM · Aug 4, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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@chesterdee
Next level of Badminton? Worseminton. The highest level is Worstminton.
9:27 AM · Mar 6, 2014·Echofon
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Demetri Martin (Nov. 27 in Reno, NV)
@DemetriMartin
badminton > worseminton
11:54 AM · Jun 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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caleb wonder
@wonderthecaleb
I think badminton is way better than worseminton
12:29 PM · Jun 10, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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molly
@mollysferrella
badminton >>> worseminton
2:25 PM · Aug 7, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Danny Fogarty
@DannyFogarty_
I’ve never gotten into Badminton because Badminton implies the existence of a Goodminton and I’d like to try that one instead
7:57 PM · May 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Not Darren.
@_whoisdarren
Badminton > worseminton
9:59 PM · Jun 24, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Lucy Ewing
@LucyEwingHahaha
Badminton implies the existence of terribleminton.
4:08 AM · Nov 11, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Danjiro
@ZembowerAnyHour
Badminton implies the existence of goodminton
9:21 PM · Nov 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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nathanael helder
@thenatehelder
The word “badminton” implies the existence of a more positive “goodminton”
3:39 PM · Nov 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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@AncientRomans11
The exists of badminton implies the existence of a goodminton
1:02 AM · Dec 26, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Kitty Giraudel
@KittyGiraudel
badminton implies the existence of a better and more honorable goodminton
4:16 PM · Jan 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
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mia
@hojpg2
badminton implies the existence of goodminton
2:02 AM · Apr 5, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jon
@byebyethecheese
Badminton implies the existence of goodminton.
1:50 PM · May 11, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Phoon Chi Ho
@chihohoho
What do you call someone who is bad at badminton?
Worseminton
11:32 AM · Jan 30, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Give Me Content Or Give Me Death
@IamPhartacus
Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton and Alrightminton.
10:08 AM · Mar 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Camfess
@realCamfess
#Camfession17673
Badminton implies the existence of goodminton, fantasticminton, mediocreminton, and awfulminton.
3:31 AM · May 16, 2021·IFTTT
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Sonya Mathews
@MathewsSonya
badminton implies the existence of goodminton and okayminton
#Olympics #Badminton
5:27 AM · Jul 24, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Alex Wilson
@adjwilson
badminton implies the existence of a worseminton and a worstminton
6:45 AM · Jul 25, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Mustafeez Ahmad
@MustiAhmad123
Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton.
3:02 AM · Aug 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Emma Partlow
@emmmzyne
Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton.
4:02 PM · Sep 15, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Nathan
@fikkbot
Badminton > worseminton.
4:31 AM · Dec 1, 2021·nathan_bot
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/m92m13 December 6, 2021
I used to think badminton was the least fun game played with rackets until I played a round of worseminton