“Air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
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“I think of Wednesday as the middle finger of the work week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“Don’t follow the science, follow the money”
"Follow the money" is an old saying, used in politics and in business. "Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. Many people…
“Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“All my life I have called it a cookie sheet and today I heard someone call it a cooking sheet”
Is it called a cookie sheet or a cooking sheet? "'@abbiemedcalf: Do you say cookie sheet? Or cooking sheet lol' I say cookies? Shit" was posted on Twitter by MilwaukeeMade on…
“What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?”/“Anything, just butter him up!”
A potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 1985: Q: What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?A: Anything, just butter him up. "what do you say to an angry potato?…
“Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“Water is just tea that hasn’t reached its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“When you suck in your stomach, where does the fat go?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“What’s a dog’s favorite Greek sweet pastry?”/“Barklava.”
"Baklava" is a layered pastry dessert made of filo pastry, popular in Mediterranean countries such as Greece and Turkey. Some people have suggested that there should be a dog treat called…
“Mi mosa es su mosa”
"Mimosa es so mosa" or "Mi mosa es su mosa" (a joke on the term "Mi casa es su casa," or "My house is your house") is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Every time I drive in the rain, I check other drivers’ wipers…”
Some people are reluctant to put a vehicle's windshield wipers on the highest speed, so they check to see what other drivers are doing. "DAE feel like their windshield wipers should be…
“The problem with natural immunity is that it’s free”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "natural immunity" as immunity "acquired from exposure to the disease organism through infection with the actual disease."…
“Happiness is coffee on a fall day”
"Happiness is coffee on a fall day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by ѕaм on September 26, 2015.…
“Socialism is just diet communism”
"Socialism" has been called "diet communism." That is, the speaker believes that communism is bad, and that socialism is just a slightly slower way to get to communism. "RT…
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is…”
"The worst thing about spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is having absolutely no idea who’s child it is" was posted on Twitter by Marty Fields on May 5, 2015. "The…
“What would you call a super successful poultry farmer?”/“Chick magnate.”
"Chick magnet" (where women are "chicks") shouldn't be confused with "chick magnate" (where young chickens are chicks), but there are jokes. "My grandfather…
“Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That’s why alcohol is listed by volume”
"Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "ever…
“The days of good grammar has went”
"The days of good grammar has went" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by "Bring ice cream" on October 10, 2009. TwitterBring ice…
“What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?”/“Barklava.”
"Baklava" is a layered pastry dessert made of filo pastry, popular in Mediterranean countries such as Greece and Turkey. Some people have suggested that there should be a dog treat called…