“The media isn’t silent on child sex trafficking because of the children…”
"The media isn't silent on child sex trafficking because of the children, it's because of who the customers are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
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“I’m proud of my job as a podium salesman. It’s a product I can stand behind”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
“Technically, televised sports are game shows”
Televised sports have been compared to game shows. "not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows" was posted on Twitter by ethan on July 1, 2018. "All sports that are…
“If they don’t have party favors & alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“My grandfather was the best damn podium salesman. He always stood behind his product”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
“‘Are your arms tired from holding five pieces of paper? You need a podium!’ (podium salesman)”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
“If they don’t have alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn’t it stay there?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“Not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows”
Televised sports have been compared to game shows. "not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows" was posted on Twitter by ethan on July 1, 2018. "All sports that are…
“I endorse podiums. That’s a product I can stand behind!”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
“When I suck in my belly where does the fat go? And why can’t science make it stay there?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“Water is just coffee that hasn’t reached its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“Tater tots are hashbrown nuggets”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"). ' "hashbrown nuggets are also known as 'tater tots'" was posted on Twitter by Craig B.…
“Make vaccine manufacturers liable again” (MVMLA)
"Make vaccine manufacturers liable again" -- a statement in the style of "Make American Great Again" (MAGA) -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The National…
“If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“What do you call 2 witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broomates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“Tater tots are hash brown nuggets”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"). ' "hashbrown nuggets are also known as 'tater tots'" was posted on Twitter by Craig B.…
“Water is just beer that hasn’t reached its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broommates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“What do you call two witches living together?”/“Broommates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…