"Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" is a potato saying that has been printed on several images. "Potatoes make…
"Free country? Name one thing you can do that isn't taxed, regulated or illegal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's a free country!" is an old…
There are jellybeans, but no peanut butter beans. "I like jelly beans, but infinitely better would be peanut butter beans" was posted on Twitter by Ben Cobb on April 4, 2011. "Ok I…
"Paying taxes in America is like having an indefinite car payment on a car that won't run" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Paying taxes in America is like…
"Mother Nature apologizes for the lateness of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions" is a jocular saying (popular on cold days in April and May) that…
Grilled cheese is not "quilled cheese," but there are jokes. "You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you? Quilled cheese" was posted on Reddit --…
The ice cream machine at McDonald's (a popular fast food restaurant chain) seems to break down often. "Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream…
"I need a maycation. I may come back and I may not" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Maycation" is a portmanteau of "may" and…
Some cheese is grated. For cheese that is not grated, there is a riddle: Q: What do you call a cheese that refuses to go on pasta?A: Ungrateful. The pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 2,…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
"Snow" (for snowboarding) is not a verb like "skate" (for skateboarding) and "surf" (for surfboarding). "You surf on a surfboard, but you don't snow on a…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A klutz version is simply: "A klutz walks into a bar." This is an anti-joke.…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
"I'm not anti-system. The system is anti-me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Yo no soy antisistema, es el sistema es antiyo" is also shown on several…
"If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If an everyday Boeing 747 can carry a whole…
"The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The closer you are/get to nature, the further you are from idiots"…
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: TwitterTwitter is an American microblogging and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as "tweets". Registered…
"I'm not anti-system. The system is anti-me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Yo no soy antisistema, es el sistema es antiyo" is also shown on several…