“I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?”

Pasta doesn’t cook in a toaster, but there are jokes about it.
   
“I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on October 6, 2014. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. “I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 8, 2014.
     
“I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 20, 2022.
 
 
Twitter
Siadwel
@Siadwell1
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
7:46 AM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Matty Harrison
@MattyHarrison3
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
8:24 AM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client
           
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via
@sickipedia
10:42 AM · Oct 6, 2014·twitterfeed
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cowtippin87 October 8, 2014
I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but
how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
         
Twitter
Peter Marsack
@petermarsack
I admit I’m not the best cook…so how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:42 PM · Jun 1, 2016·Netvibes Widget
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
6:56 AM · Oct 9, 2016·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
#worldpastaday
8:14 AM · Oct 25, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:47 PM · Oct 2, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokesuncensored
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 6, 2017
I’m not particularly bad at cooking…
...but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
   
Twitter
Tiri 2
@auckland80s
I’m not a bad cook, but just wanted to check, how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:33 AM · Aug 5, 2020·PlayoutONE Tweet
 
Twitter
Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
Im not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
3:28 PM · Apr 13, 2021·erased17488918_DXPSyblGL3
   
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber February 20, 2022
Im not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/incredibleinkpen July 20, 2022
I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?