“Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke”

Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it. The soft drink has caffeine.
 
“Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke” is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Olive/Ollie on December 18, 2023. “Caffeine is just a tamer form of cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke” was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Bob 🍩 on June 30, 2025.
 
 
Wikipedia: Diet Coke
Diet Coke (also branded as Coca-Cola Light, Coca-Cola Diet or Coca-Cola Light Taste) is a sugar-free and low-calorie soft drink produced and distributed by the Coca-Cola Company. It contains artificial sweeteners instead of sugar.
 
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Olive/Ollie
@Oliwolly514
Caffeine is just tamer cocaine.
I guess you could call it diet coke.
4:53 PM · Dec 18, 2023
 
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@BainzyC
Caffeine is just tamer cocaine…
I guess you could call it diet coke.
4:50 AM · Mar 27, 2024
 
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richard
@rlewisphilly
Here’s a thought: Caffeine is just tamer cocaine…
I think you could call it…diet coke?  Get cranked up, enjoy this podcast!
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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
Caffeine is just a tamer form of cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke.
12:59 PM · Jun 30, 2025