“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Lemon pepper or barbecue? / God: Get out.”

God might give people “wings” in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings.
 
This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019:
 
“Me in heaven.
God: You’re about to get your wings.
Me: Lemon pepper or barbeque?
God: Get Out!”
 
The wings flavors vary. “Garlic, parmesan, or honey bbq?” is a popular version of the joke.
 
   
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Nikee Cash
August 19, 2019 at 9:34 PM ·
Me in heaven.
God: You’re about to get your wings.
Me: Lemon pepper or barbeque? 😋😊
God: Get Out! 😡 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😭😂😅💯💫
 
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TRAP ZIGGA
@REALTRAPZIGGA
Me in heaven.
God: You’re about to get your wings.
Me: Lemon pepper or barbeque?
God: Get out!
9:36 PM · Aug 21, 2019
 
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Manny J Compton
August 23, 2019 at 3:35 PM ·
(Me In Heaven)
God: “You’re About To Get Your Wings.”
Me: “Lemon Pepper Or Barbecue?”
God: “GET OUT.” 😂🤣💀
 
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Kendra 💜 Sachee
@iLuvquysWitTatS
Me in heaven…..
God: you’re about to get your wings
Me: hot or lemon pepper? 🤔
God: get out 👉🏾
😂😂😂😂😂
4:22 PM · Aug 23, 2019
 
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Andy Spell
@andyspell_84
Me in heaven.
God: You’re about to get your wings.
Me: Lemon pepper or barbecue?
God: Get out!
12:11 PM · Aug 26, 2019 from Dhahran, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
 
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DeputyChode
29 aug 2019
’ Me in heaven. “ God: You’re about to get your wings. Me: Lemon pepper or barbeque? God: Get out!
   
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Gordy Haluska
September 25, 2019 at 2:13 PM ·
Please, no haters because it’s not sacrilegious, just a little Christian humor.
(me in heaven)
GOD: You’re about to get your wings!
ME: BBQ or Garlic-Parmesan?
GOD: Get out.
 
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FlapSack
@FlapSack96
Me in heaven:
God: You’re about to get your wings.
Me: Garlic Parmesan or honey BBQ?
God: Get out.
#foodie
12:25 AM · Mar 5, 2020
 
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John Stefani, FI & Rogue Scholar of Life
@JohnStefaniFI
Me in heaven ~ God: you’re about to get your wings. Me: Garlic, parmesan or honey bbq? God: Get out!
#RogueScholarLife
9:59 AM · May 4, 2021
 
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goinkskinkword_2021
25 nov 2021
in heaven’ God: You’re about to ~get your wings. Me: Lemon pepper or Goc Get out!
 
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2u44vykv8e3696
18 dec 2023
Me in heaven. God: you’re about to get your wings. Me: garlic Parmesan or honey bbq? God: get out
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Me in Heaven.
God: you’re about to get your wings.
Me: garlic, parmesan, or honey bbq?
God: get out.
6:15 PM · Jun 29, 2025