“48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails”
"48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails" was posted on X/Twitter by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺on July 9, 2017, and again on Bluesky on May 4, 2025. "Being an adult is…
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“Being an adult is just unsubscribing from emails you subscribed to as a child”
"48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails" was posted on X/Twitter by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺on July 9, 2017, and again on Bluesky on May 4, 2025. "Being an adult is…
“Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a lesson they won’t learn”
A statement about tariffs was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 on May 2, 2025: "Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a…
“Let’s turn this Waffle House into a Waffle Home”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Waffle House Waffle House, Inc. is an American restaurant chain with over 2000 locations in 25 states in the United States. The bulk of the locations are in the…
“The elephant in the room doesn’t disappear just because you censor and ignore it”
To ignore "the elephant in the room" is to consciously or subconsciously avoid a big issue, perhaps in the hope that it will go away. “The elephant in the room doesn’t disappear just…
“Big Apple” query and Ask Jeeves search engine (1999)
The search engine Ask Jeeves (Ask.com) advertised in November 1999 by putting stickers on fruit. A person picking up an apple, for example, was encouraged to go to Ask Jeeves and ask, "Why is…
“Who named them ‘drunk texts’ and not ‘remorse code’?”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Manny @MannyMind Who called them drunk texts? It should have been called remorse code. 1:23 PM · Oct 24, 2016 X/Twitter Steven Gallisdorfer @slg1956 Who called…
“Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea 1:58 PM · Dec 13, 2018 Facebook All You Can Eat May 3,…
“Cul-de-sac is just a fancy word for dead end”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Garrett Maxwell @G_For_Free cul-de-sac is just a fancy shmancy word for "dead end" 10:56 PM · Jan 24, 2011 X/Twitter Master Rahool @daednixrb fun fact:…
Big Apple Township, Oregon County, Missouri (1895)
The state of Missouri prided itself on its apple growing in the 1890s. A book, Among the Ozarks: The Land of the Big Red Apple, was published in 1891. Willow Springs, Missouri, was called…
“Whether it’s hot or cold brew, coffee is my all-day companion”
"Whether it’s hot or cold, coffee is my all-day companion" was posted on Facebook by CA' LE BREW on September 18, 2024. The coffee saying was also posted on Facebook by Coffee…
“If the early bird gets the worm, can I sleep in and get some bacon?”
“The early bird gets the worm” is a proverb dating from at least the 17th century. It means that whoever does something first has the best chance of success. Many people like bacon for…
“Big Apple” explained (“Countdown” UK game show, 2025)
Countdown (a British game show on Channel 4) explained "Big Apple" in a segment of the show that aired on February 6, 2025: "Well, I couldn't not do Big Apple for y0u and where…
“Why are the Mets having a gala?”
The New York Mets baseball team has nothing to do with the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual "Met Gala," but there are jokes. Wikipedia: Met Gala The Met Gala, formally called the…
“Bikini season is right around the corner… unfortunately so is Taco Bell”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, Taco Bell is closer”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Swimsuit season is right around the corner, but so is Taco Bell”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Big Apple” on Foreign Language Wikipedia
"Big Apple" has a page on the English language Wikipedia. Here are "Big Apple" Wikipedia pages in other languages: Wikipedia (Armenian)Wikipedia (Bangla/Bengali)Wikipedia…