“Cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves”
Canaloupes have an uncertain taste, not as sweet as some melons. This was posted on X/Twitter by MonsterKing on March 22, 2021, and received over 62,000 likes: "Cantaloupes taste like they…
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“ur telling me a flea runs this market”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“You’re telling me a flea runs this market?”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“You’re telling me a flea is running this market?”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“Technically, chewing tobacco is a vegetable”
Tobacco is a plant, but it is not correct that chewing tobacco is a vegetable (just because it's chewed). "RT @KnorthernKnight #Thanksgiving The House is not in session and cannot declare…
“Big Apple” (Tom and Jerry in New York animated episode, 2021)
Tom and Jerry in New York is an American animated television series that premiered on HBO Max on July 1, 2021, and ran for two season. The classic cartoon characters are Tom (the cat) who chases…
“If free speech is a threat to your government… your government is a threat to your country”
"If free speech is a threat to your government, (then) your government is a threat to your country" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If free speech is a threat to…
“If free speech is a threat to your government, then your government is a threat to your country”
"If free speech is a threat to your government, (then) your government is a threat to your country" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If free speech is a threat to…
Dead Apple (dead + Big Apple)
New York City has sometimes been called the "Dead Apple," a usually unflattering variation of the "Big Apple" nickname. In 2010, "Dead Apple Tours" offered a history…
“Sunday mornings are for warm coffee and cozy moments”
"Rainy spring days call for warm cups of coffee and cozy moments" was posted on X/Twitter by Visit Vancouver WA on April 13, 2023. "Sunday mornings are made for coffee and cozy…
“Not to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life”
For many people, the weekend off work goes by too quickly. It's soon Monday again, and another work week cycle. "I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting…
“I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life”
For many people, the weekend off work goes by too quickly. It's soon Monday again, and another work week cycle. "I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting…
“I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life”
For many people, the weekend off work goes by too quickly. It's soon Monday again, and another work week cycle. "I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting…
“One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels…”
Many people want to change the system, but many people also insist on using the system's channels (such as petitioning elected officials) to change the system. In the case of petitioning…
“I have faced more peer pressure to drink oat milk than to do drugs”
Some people don't have peer pressure to do drugs, but have pressure to eat certain "healthy" foods. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kei Lun 麒麟 on May 8, 2021, and received over…
“My biggest obstacle is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16”
"My biggest obstacle is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes a restaurant salad,…
“The Dead Apple” (hip-hop track by Reason, 2025)
New York City has sometimes been called the "Dead Apple," a usually unflattering variation of the "Big Apple" nickname. In 2010, "Dead Apple Tours" offered a history…
“Sundays are for warm coffee and cozy moments”
"Rainy spring days call for warm cups of coffee and cozy moments" was posted on X/Twitter by Visit Vancouver WA on April 13, 2023. "Sunday mornings are made for coffee and cozy…
“Every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them…”
A quotation about dogs was posted on the newsgroup rec.pets.dogs.behavior on December 12, 2006: "'It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And…
“In a committed relationship with my coffee cup”
"In a committed relationship with my coffee cup" is a coffee saying. “I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship” is a related saying. "Currently in a…