“A sourdough starter is tamagotchi for people in their 30s”
X/Twitter Patrick Traughber @ptraughber Sourdough starter is the millennial's Tamagotchi. 11:55 PM · Nov 12, 2019 Reddit -- Sourdough Ok-Abbreviations7895 -- January 23, 2023 Sourdough…
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“I don’t trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?”
Facebook More Crazy Stuff May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM · I don't trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?"
“Being an adult is just unsubscribing from emails you never signed up for”
"48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails" was posted on X/Twitter by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺on July 9, 2017, and again on Bluesky on May 4, 2025. "Being an adult is…
“My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Ntate Mr.K @Gaylord50 My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender. 4:09 AM · Jan 22, 2015 X/Twitter O L E T I L W E 🌻 @Iam_Kardas I am not…
“I was once a people person, but people ruined that for me. So now I’m a coffee person”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧 @smileitsfree44 I used to be a people person But people ruined that for me Now I’m a coffee person😏 Tread lightly…
“If your job comes with an ‘appreciation week,’ you’re probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was at work”
"I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was at work" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker wasn't…
“Oranges are literally pre-sliced and you don’t believe in God”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter little bean head @ewalkj Pre-sliced oranges are the reason why I believe in God 11:58 PM · Dec 18, 2015 X/Twitter MetaChristianity @M_Christianity 🙂🎯👉…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I’m just on Twitter”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
“Can’t wait for WW1 to end so we can get rid of this temporary income tax”
The U.S. income tax was established with the Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution that was ratified in 1913. During World War I, the top rate rose to 77%, but this was…
“I’m in a bad place rn. Not mentally, I’m just on Twitter”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
“I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place”
"I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Kalen Dion on February 27,…
“You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cup of coffee”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cup of Coffee ☕️💚❤️ Photo: @julialssa 12:12 AM · May 5, 2025
“Wake up, take a coffee and say cheers to life”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Wake up, take a Coffee and say Cheers to Life☕️💚❤️ Photo:@SophiaSkyHigh 3:15 AM · May 4, 2025
“Coffee and contemplation: the perfect duo for lazy afternoons”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Guywithgreen_eyes @jatin_jamwal75 Coffee and contemplation: the perfect duo for lazy afternoons. 9:45 AM · Apr 24, 2025 X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem…
“I went to a restaurant last night which had horse on the menu. The starter wasn’t very good, but the mane was excellent!”
A joke about eating horse was posted on Sickipedia on May 4, 2025: "I went to a restaurant last night which had horse on the menu. The starter wasn't very good, but the mane was…
“It’s stupid that tomorrow is Monday again”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“It’s so stupid that tomorrow is Monday already”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“There’s plenty of craft breweries and singles bars, but no Kraft singles bars”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Kraft Singles Kraft Singles is a brand of processed cheese product manufactured and sold by Kraft Heinz. Introduced in 1950,[2] the individually wrapped…
“I don’t need a morning person to motivate me; I just need coffee”
"I don’t need a morning person to motivate me; I just need coffee" was posted on Facebook by Amar Amin on November 6, 2024. Authorship of the coffee saying is unknown. Facebook Amar…