“Some people didn’t deserve to meet my dogs”
"Some people didn't deserve to meet my dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker not only regrets meeting these people, but regrets that the dog met these…
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“Some people don’t deserve to meet my dog”
"Some people didn't deserve to meet my dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker not only regrets meeting these people, but regrets that the dog met these…
“Turkey bacon tastes like an edible alternator belt”
"Turkey bacon ain't nothing but an edible alternator belt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like turkey bacon. "I finally tried Turkey Bacon…
“Turkey bacon ain’t nun but an edible alternator belt”
"Turkey bacon ain't nothing but an edible alternator belt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like turkey bacon. "I finally tried Turkey Bacon…
“Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business offline”
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…
“I can’t be the only one that pauses the music to see if the siren is in the song or behind me”
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
“Me pausing my music to see if the siren is in the song or it’s outside”
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
“My high ass pausing the music to see if the siren is in the song or if it’s outside”
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
“Please do not ever talk to me about math. I have moved on”
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
“A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for college”
Pop-Tarts have sometimes been compared to Hot Pockets. This was posted on Bluesky by lisabug on January 7, 2035: "A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for…
“Coffee is coffee. But if you make it well, it can be art”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Coffee is Coffee. But if you make it well, it can be art ☕️🤍💛 Photo: @MirandaFlame 12:51 AM · Apr 10, 2025 ·
“I thought turkey bacon was when you ate three pieces of bacon in a row. Sort of like bowling”
A "turkey" in bowling is three strikes in a row. "I thought turkey bacon was when you ate three pieces of bacon in a row. Sort of like bowling" was posted on X/Twitter by Kyle…
“I chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course”
A "chip" golf stroke is not the same as a "chipped" tooth, but there are jokes. "I chipped a tooth earlier. I don't whose it was or why it was on the golf course"…
“I had a salad joke, but I tossed it”
"I had a salad joke... but i tossed it" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Lim on August 21, 2012. "I had a salad joke... But I tossed it" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” (bumper sticker)
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Bumper talk: 'I'm not speeding/I'm…
“Just because it didn’t work out doesn’t mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up”
"Just because it didn't work out doesn't mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Life is short, drink good coffee”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Life is short, drink good Coffee ☕️🤍💚 Photo: @valeria195455 11:30 PM · Apr 8, 2025 ·
“Do not ask me for life advice. You will end up with a new dog”
"Do not ask me for life advice. You will end up with a new dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that dogs make life better. "Do not ask me for…
“I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Shannon @gardengirl125 I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me 😭 11:15 PM · Oct 27, 2024 Facebook More…
“Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on”
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…