“How do you make a blueberry?”/“You strangle a pea.”
A blueberry riddle is: Q: How do you make a blueberry? A: You strangle a pea. That is, the berry turns blue in the face. The riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Mona L S on December 1, 2009.…
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“Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of New Jersey…” (joke)
New Yorkers often tell New Jersey jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Shade 5 🎬 on November 16, 2018: "Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of New Jersey. There was no catastrophe.…
“I have always been suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature”
Wendy's fast food restaurants serve square hamburgers. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dead Pan Nick on December 5, 2013, and received over 6,900 likes: "I have always been suspicious of…
“Sprite taste like when your feet fall asleep”
Sprite is a clear, lemon-lime flavored soft drink, and it's a big seller at McDonald's restaurants. "McDonald's sprite taste like when yo foot fall asleep 😐" was posted…
“McDonald’s Sprite taste like when yo foot fall asleep”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Sprite (drink) Sprite is a clear, lemon-lime flavored soft drink created by the Coca-Cola Company. Sprite comes in additional flavors, including cranberry,…
“Swimsuit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately so is the taco truck”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Swimsuit season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them…”
A quotation about dogs was posted on the newsgroup rec.pets.dogs.behavior on December 12, 2006: "'It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And…
“What doesn’t kill us moms makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot”
"What doesn't kill us (moms) makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me makes me…
“What doesn’t kill us makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot”
"What doesn't kill us (moms) makes us coffee addicts who cuss a lot" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "What does not kill me makes me…
“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need more coffee”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled my symptoms. Turned out I just need more coffee”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled your symptoms. The good news is you might just need coffee. The bad news is you could be a zombie”
"I googled my symptoms. Turned/Turns out I just need more coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the caffeine in coffee can energize…
“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I’m a bitch”
"I googled my symptoms. Turns out I'm a bitch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A tweet that made me laugh: I was googling my cold symptoms; turns out…
“All-you-can-eat pancakes should be called four pancakes”
Many restaurants offer "all-you-can-eat pancakes" for breakfast. However, they know that people can't eat more than five pancakes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Abbi Crutchfield on…
“Don’t throw sodium chloride at people. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“He threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“Someone threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…