“I am the human version of tangled fairy lights”
"I am the human version of tangled Christmas lights" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker's life is not in proper working order. "I'm the…
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“I am the human version of tangled earphones”
"I am the human version of tangled earphones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker’s life is not in proper working order. "You are the human…
“I am the human version of tangled headphones”
"I am the human version of tangled headphones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker’s life is not in proper working order. "When I drink coffee…
“French toast is just regular toast that says Ooh La La when dipped”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“French toast is regular toast that surrendered”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“French toast is just regular toast, but with some tongue”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“Who thought it was a good idea to put dart boards in bars?”
Many bars have dart boards. Is this a good idea? "Who thought it was a good idea to put dart boards in bars? This guy might kill someone tonight" was posted on X/Twitter by Hodera on…
“Paper towels are just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“Plants are not alternative medicine. They are the original”
"Plants are not alternative medicine. They are the original" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Plant based medicine isn’t alternative medicine... it’s the…
“Plants are not alternative medicine. They have always been the original”
"Plants are not alternative medicine. They are the original" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Plant based medicine isn’t alternative medicine... it’s the…
“Paper towel is just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue”
How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers. "French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue" was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ…
“Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING”
"Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING" was posted on Facebook by Erin for Parental Rights on August 28, 2023. The saying…
“The only sexual knowledge a 3rd Grade boy needs to know is that girls have cooties”
"The only sexual knowledge a 3rd Grade boy needs to know is that girls have cooties" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that sex education in elementary…
“Hard times create capitalists. Capitalists create good times. Good times create socialists. Socialists create hard times”
"Hard times create capitalists. Capitalists create good times. Good times create socialists. Socialists create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is a…
“I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room, so I went downstairs. They have reception there”
Hotel "reception" doesn't mean phone reception, but there is a joke. "Couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room, so went downstairs. They have reception there" was…
“The only thing ‘green’ about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you”
"The only thing 'green' about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you" is a saying that has been printed on an image. U.S. dollars are green. "LADIES AND…
“Delay, deny, defend” (3Ds of insurance company handling of claims)
"Delay, deny, defend" are often called the "3Ds" of insurance company handling of claims. If a claim is delayed for a long time, and then denied, and then defended, the…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Amazon”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…