“It’s crisps, miss!” (joke)

Noddy Holder, the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the English rock band Slade, performed the song “Merry Xmas Everybody” (1973). A young Noddy Holder is included in a Christmas joke.
 
“I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school The teacher always caught him eating snacks one day she snapped and said ‘What are you eating now?’ Noddy replied its CRISPS MISS!!” was posted on X/Twitter by Rob Wilkinson on December 11, 2018. “It’s crisps, miss” sounds like “It’s Christmas.”  The UK food term “crisps” is “potato chips” in the United States.
   
 
Wikipedia: Noddy Holder
Neville John “Noddy” Holder MBE (born 15 June 1946) is an English musician, songwriter and actor. He was the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the English rock band Slade, one of the UK’s most successful acts of the 1970s.

Known for his unique and powerful voice, Holder co-wrote most of Slade’s material with bass guitarist Jim Lea including “Mama Weer All Crazee Now”, “Cum On Feel the Noize” and “Merry Xmas Everybody”.
 
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Rob Wilkinson
@Cryocool
@blackcat107fm I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school The teacher always caught him eating snacks one day she snapped and said “What are you eating now?” Noddy replied its CRISPS MISS!!”
5:40 PM · Dec 11, 2018 from Plymouth, England
 
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Graham Morgan
December 11, 2019 at 5:32 PM ·
I used to sit next to Noddy Holder in school. One day the teacher caught him eating snacks. “What’s that you’re eating?” She asked. “It’s crisps miss!” He replied. (Very loudly!)
 
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Steven Lyons
December 12, 2021 at 1:59 PM ·
When noddy holder was at school his teacher kept catching him eating snacks….
She said to him, what’s that your eating now?
Noddy replied, its crisps miss.
   
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kev englefield
@kevengl
Noddy Holder was caught having a snack in class. His teacher let out a roar ?HOLDER, WHAT ARE YOU EATING??
He shouted back ?IT?S CRISPS MISS!?
8:07 AM · Nov 28, 2023
   
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Indie_kittycat
@Indie_Kittycat
Noddy Holder was caught having a snack in class.
His teacher let out a roar: “HOLDER, WHAT ARE YOU EATING”?
He shouted back: “IT’S CRISPS MISS
3:25 AM · Dec 7, 2023
   
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Tim Woodford
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 AM ·
Noddy Holder was caught having a snack in class.
His teacher let out a roar, “HOLDER, WHAT ARE YOU EATING??”
He shouted back, “IT’S CRISPS MISS!”
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Noddy Holder was caught eating in class.
His teacher let out a roar, “HOLDER, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?”
He shouted back, “IT’S CRISPS MISS!”
12:43 PM · Dec 15, 2024