“I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager”

Walmart stores promote self-checkouts, and many customers need assistance. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by mark on August 21, 2014:
 
“I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.”
 
   
Wikipedia:  Walmart
>Walmart Inc. ( /ˈwɔːlmɑːrt/; formerly Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.) is an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets (also called supercenters), discount department stores, and grocery stores in the United States and 23 other countries. It is headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas.
 
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mark
@TheCatWhisprer
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
10:57 PM · Aug 21, 2014
 
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MaD NiX🏴‍☠️
@Nix_Desmarais
I hate shopping at Wal-Mart.
I just used the self checkout without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
Never going back!
3:12 PM · Aug 24, 2014
       
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Seymour Snott🤓🇺🇸☕️👍
@SeymourSnott
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager #walmart
10:32 PM · Sep 15, 2014
 
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I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
 
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I just used the self
checkout in
Walmart without
needing assistance
and they made me
district manager.