“I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves. It was parsley my fault”

“My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices. I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 8, 2023.
 
“My husband said he’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices. I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves. It was parsley my fault” was posted on X/Twitter by Friia9.0 on November 10, 2023.  These are puns on, “It’s only a matter of time until bae leaves. It was partly my fault.”
 
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
MyWifeIsAVampire—November 8, 2023
My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices.
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves.
 
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@FunnyDadJokess
My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices. 
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves.
5:35 PM · Nov 8, 2023
 
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices.
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves.
9:25 AM · Nov 9, 2023
 
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Friia9.0
@Friia10
My husband said he’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices.
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves. It was parsley my fault.
4:23 AM · Nov 10, 2023
 
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Lenny Burridge
Novembe 14, 2023 at 7:31 AM ·
My wife said she’ll leave me if I keep making puns about our seasoning and spices. I guess it’s only a matter of thyme before bay leaves
 
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@JenTakeTwo
My bf said he’d break up with me if I kept making puns about seasonings and spices.
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves.
🤣😂 #SillySaturday
10:42 PM · May 17, 2024
 
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@MediocreJoker85
My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices.
I guess it’s only a matter of thyme until bay leaves.
12:15 AM · Dec 14, 2024